jessica simpsonitis

Hot girl without a clue.

She has a bad case of Jessica Simpsonitis!

by Hurrel January 14, 2005

Ashlee Simpson Threshold

n. The point that must be exceeded by exposure to crappy music to begin producing the given effect or result, or to elicit the response of, preferring to listen to the music of Ashlee Simpson.

I cannot listen to Green Day, Coldplay, or the Killers anymore. They have all breached my Ashlee Simpson Threshold.

by Mike MacLellan Esq. June 21, 2006

Harvey Simpson

This little Ratty cunt thinks he’s all that smokes wet fags and has sweaty anal sex with Archie Roberts the little virgin cunts, the only virginity they have lost is their anal one. Your mum has 3 teeth, don’t act so prestige you little prick, your future consists of selling stolen bikes and sucking and fucking for money but he considered that “MaKiNg HeLlA P”

Person one: did you hear about that nitty Harvey Simpson’s fat scraghead mum?
Person two: I swear she has two and a half teeth lmao what a fucking skank

by Joe millilitres May 9, 2020

the simpsons

seasons 1-12 are the best thing to happen to tv in a long time. The new seasons have lost their edge and lack the wit and good satire from seasons 1-12. The show has lost alot of its sharpness and is dull and too mainstream. But i will stay with the show till the bitter end.

the show used to be gold but has lost its shine.

by matt dold August 26, 2004

OJ and the Simpsons

A psychedelic/blues jam band from Jacksonville Florida. Consists of 4 badasses with nothing to lose.

"OJ and the Simpsons are fucking badass."

by Ryan, Kyle, Doug, Jake April 15, 2008

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious

The thirteenth episode of the Simpsons Eighth Season. It has someone named Shary Bobbins, who becomes the Simpson's nanny, after Marge Simpson looses her hair for an unknown reason. the episode is a reference to Marry Poppins, since Shary Bobbins is based on Marry Poppins and the episode title is a spoof based on the word Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

M:Well look at this, the episode Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious is on tonight!

S: Is the episode title a spoof on that word, whatever it is?
M: You mean Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? Yes it is.
S: Great, stupid repeat episode.

by The Simpsons Lover Guy May 15, 2009

Jessica Simpson

The poster child for abortion. If the conservatives could just see the slight possibility that aborting a fetus prevents another blonde bimbo from starting a singing career, they would quit bombing clinics.

That fucking Pizza Hut commercial with the winged buffalo.

by varietylevel13 May 2, 2004