Uncle Jimmy Steamboat

An uncle jimmy steamboat is when one gets naked, inserts a vaporizer into one's anus, lies face-down into a full bathtub of water and vape as hard as one can.

Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

by pieslorde July 11, 2016

Steam weedle

The facial expression and screeching sound one makes when they ejaculate and the sperm is boiling hot.

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my steam weedle.

by HockeyShot November 17, 2014

steamloller

A joke that is so funny that when all laughing has finished you feel as if you have been run over by a steamroller. You have trouble breathing, your chest hurts, smiling causes pain and the like.

"Oh man. That was a steamloller."

by Ethan Feldman August 6, 2005

Charleston Steamer

After having sex and your partner goes to sleep, you take a poop on their torso. Then, you leave. Setting flame to the poop is optional.

I waited for Kate to pass out, then I left her with a fresh Charleston Steamer.

by STL2008 January 11, 2008

Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag

The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.

" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"

by Staticman May 18, 2005

european steamboat

A specific sexual act where the man has rough anal sex with either another male or a female, and right as he is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the anal cavity and allows himself to cum on the outside of his partner's butt hole. He then places his face right in front of the butt hole and his partner farts- causing an explosion of semen in the man's face. The man then has the decision to either injest his own cum or clean it off.

Shawn was having butt sex with M. Shadows but M. Shadows did not want Shawn to ejaculate within his small intestine so M. Shadows proposed that they engage in performing the european steamboat. After a quick explanation, Shawn was incredibly excited to perform this act.

by Jeremy19 August 5, 2007

Steamer

A stolen or hot vehicle.

Get that steamer away from my house before the cops roll through and pin that sh!t on me.

by Mr. lost in America February 5, 2009