Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011

screwed monkey

An alcoholic drink made by drinking a 40 of malt liquor down to the top of the label, then pouring in vodka and orange juice (a screwdriver) til it is completely full. Very delicious.

I only drank one screwed monkey and I was messed up for the entire night.

by Drinkmaster January 18, 2006

screwdriver

when the female is upside down and the male is on top going down and up with a bit of a twist hence the word screwdriver

that is definitly a screwdriver

by ladiesman129 May 31, 2018

440 screw

A fuck that occurs at 20 minutes to 5:00

Kimbo: It's almost quitting time, where is Robert?

Billy: Man you know he's in the bosses office get that 440 screw!

by Difibulations from da park September 11, 2016

Screwston

Houston=origin of chopped and screwed RIP DJ Screw - cause of death: overdose of lean :)

im goin to motherfuckin screwston to get my lean on and fuck some bitches while bangin that dj screw

by Boo TayTay March 22, 2007

Chopped N Screwed

To be played by someone; a girl/guy.

"You've officially been chopped and screwed" - T-Pain, "That girl/guy just chopped N screwed me over."

by Angel~*~ December 15, 2008

Chopped N Screwed

Musical style of hip-hop developed by DJ Screw and the Screwed Up Click out of Houston TX. Screw music is created when you drop the beats on a song to about 33; that makes the song play real slow.
Chopped is when a DJ cuts or mixes a screwed song.
RIP DJ Screw

OG Ron's Fuck Action is a series of CD's of songs all Chopped N Screwed.
Leaning on that syrup and bangin' Chopped N Screwed music is a Houston trademark.

by e BZ May 26, 2007