shlong

giant gaging penis, often errect when other males come into its territory. Not to mention the throbbing pain one experiences after not getting grazed by the male touch for a while, one may call this "blue balling". No one can use their shlong unless granted access by the shlong lord ace sanders. Enjoy your shlong, with caution my fellow shlong havers.

"damn, i didn't think ace had such a long shlong"

by diganlinghaver October 9, 2023

Shlong Slinger

The Name That Was Given To Joseph Without His knowledge During A Friendly Game Of Bowling.

"Did You Joseph's Username In Bowling Was Shlong Slinger?"

by PStar-7 October 29, 2023

Shlong

Another word for the third leg between your others only found on males. Usually meaning you have a long ass cock.

Friend 1:yall what's a shlong?
Friend 2:a abnormally large penis
Friend 3: -dying-
Friend 4:yo I have a shlong
The whole group: -also dying-

by locallurbandictionaryexplorer January 7, 2024

Shlong

A shlong is a cock so big it slaps you thy so much that you get a dead leg and wish that size didn’t matter.

Slap, slap, slap, aww my leg is dead again. It’s just my shlong

by OscarMartini February 8, 2024

big ahh shlong

ishowspeed has this

chica: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Speeds big ahh shlong:

by Theone and only ky November 21, 2023

Shlong

Another word for "penis" or "dick."

He sucked my shlong so hard that it turned purple.

by furkingpluh December 2, 2023

shlong

my uncle

my shlong

by Dr.Loop October 28, 2018