Biotch Shedevil

a person, female, who portrays the characteristics of a bitch and also displays acts of subtle evilness

Keith: guys, lets trash our ex girlfriends. Its fun. So I had this girlfriend once who left me for my backstabbing ex friend.

Nick: I'm a big dumb jerk, and I don't know why she would do something like that

Jacob: Cause shes a chocolate eating Biotch Shedevil, thats why!

Keith: yeah you're right about the Biotch Shedevil comment, and yes, she is a little thick around the thighs

by jerkob69 April 6, 2006

Shaida

An Intelligent, fairly attractive woman. Very selfish, highly manipulative, no ethics and no moral values with only sex and money on her mind. Pathological liar that can do and will do anything to get what she wants. "Sugar coated demon!"

Shaida,Anal,Slut,SM

by Zahra123321 April 30, 2010

Shed

n. A misallaneous game that exists only as an idea or proposition. The act of shed can never be followed through - only proposed and accepted. May also be classed as a sport. Any attempt to actually create a game and set of rules will result in the spontaneous combustion of the attempter's nearby village or town. v. To Shed

The Savage Cabbage : "Hey Andy, wanna play shed?"
G a.k.a 'Andy' : "Yeah"

Brian the Drunkard : (Drunkenly) "Shed?"
The Apparent Voices in his head : "Yes, Brian, Yes"

by Pasta, Hold the Sauce October 11, 2005

shedden

the god of cs, heaton is second to shedden and is only 1% of the power of shedden

<shedden> fuk you
<HeatoN> sorry lord

by chaR July 18, 2004

tool shed

a female who engages in sexual intercourse with a male known socially as a tool

The young lady abandoned her standards of dating and eventually became a tool shed.

by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011

Shed-sheet

Code name for the accounting documents that reflect a companies plan to reduce costs by cutting headcount / lay-offs. Refers to "shedding" employees. These are usually very guarded documents.

You know that Tony has Shed-sheets saved on the network drive but they are password protected.

by Paul August 23, 2004

scheidemuffin

adj. (shy-deh-muf-fin) mixture of the German word "scheide" or vagina, and a muffin. Usually used to describe a "nor-cal bra" who is full of STDs derived from bleach-blonde, oompa-loompa-orange sluts. In most cases they deserve a junkpunch or kick to the freakishly white bleached teeth. However, this can also be used to describe your best friend if they are of Austrian descent.

Person 1: Check out that scheidemuffin in the lifted truck

Person 2:He and his boyfriend are about to get drunk go to town on each other.

Person 1: Then afterword talk about how drunk they drove that one time, how many skanky slampieces they've been with and how hella sick having syphilis is.

or

Thanks for being my wingman tonight Martin, you're my favorite scheidemuffin! No homo

by dirty530GRANDE April 24, 2010