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Shelf-righteous

(adj.) Having or being characterized by an unprecedented lack of morality in the presence of others, often to please others. Someone who is shelf-righteous is congenitally virtuous, but often leaves their morals ‘on the shelf’ in the presence of their friends or coworkers. A shelf-righteous act is typically done to appease a peer whose view is highly bigoted or jaundiced.
Person 1:I can’t fathom why he would ever say such a thing. He’s not that kind of person.
Person 2: He probably said it in the heat of the moment, in the presence of his friends.
Person 1: Wow he’s so shelf-righteous.
by endearingfellow May 7, 2020
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Sheaf

Commonly used to describe reaped wheat bundles, but can also be used to describe the metal armor on a wire, if the metal armor consists of multiple strands bundled together
That wire has a thick sheaf you're gonna have to get a sharper set of wire cutters
by Deridicus3547 March 17, 2021
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Sheft

Stealing one or multiple items while shitting at the same time
Andy went to the bathroom at Kelly’s party and this mf sheft all of her band-aids
by Pastouille October 16, 2021
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Shefali

She's a mountain girl.

Her hair is much like the dense trees that bring life to anyone fortunate enough to come under their shade.

Autumn doesn't suit her a bit.

Her smile melts the coldest ice atop mountains with utmost grace and ease.

Petrichor envies her.

She faces trouble expressing her warm side as she's mostly been in a cold space.

People take time to get used to her kinda warmth.
Friend: I think she likes you
Me: Then why doesn't she say it!?
Friend: Because that's what makes her Shefali
by annakutti April 1, 2022
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SHAFF

Stands for "Someone Has A Foot Fetish." It doesn't even need to be used when talking about feet; sometimes you just need to remind a friend that they have a foot fetish. Even if they deny it.
"Oh yeah, I've seen 5-Minute Craft's foot hacks video."
"Shaff."
by SHAFF Supporter February 25, 2022
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shefwdeku

shefwdeku Is a Nigga that doesn’t miss at all 😹 he’s also a sexy mf that can pull all you mf hoes💀

But shefwdeku is known for taking Dubs and easily win a debate he’s a young anitok creator but you wound mostly see him in the comments spitting facts and never miss🙏🙏🙏😹 also Mha and Db solos Deku would solo your favorite same with Goku
shefwdeku Never misss and he’s so sexy
by Daddxy_shawn April 24, 2022
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Upper Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit in the upper tank of the toilet, thereby leaving for an unsuspecting friend or foe a beef stew flush on the next use.

Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.
Dave took the last beer, so I posted my Upper Shelfie on his Facebook after hearing him flush then vomit in the bathroom
by BaldAvenger March 2, 2014
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