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Sex

All men love sex. It's fun and when you get naked.

I was really happy. I was partners with Izzy for the school play, and they had to come up with a script. Izzy is the hottest girl at school. She has really big boobs, and is really cute. I asked Izzy over to my house. "Of course, see you at your house" she said. I was walking along, and my hand accidentally touched her boobs. "Hey. That was my boobs you just touched" she said to me. "I'm sorry, but you have nice boobs" I said back to her. Then she bent down to her knees. "Geez, i love your cock" she said. Then we ran to my house as quick as we could. No one was home, so we had the perfect opportunity. We started kissing each other hard. We pressed our lips together, really hard and couldn't stop kissing. I loved it! Then, we started stripping each other off. Izzy took of my trousers, and I started taking off her bra. I saw her boobs, they were so good! Then she started going down to her knees, and sucked my dick, and she was super good at it. I loved the sensation. Then I inserted my dick into her pussy. She screamed! "I love this! Do it again!" I kept doing it again and again inserting my dick into her pussy. In and out, quicker and quicker. It was so much fun. That was the best day of my life.
"I love having sex. It's really fun. Specially when i see the boobs and pussy" I said.
by isoni March 17, 2021
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sex

something were a man sticks his penis in a women vigina
we had sex last linght
by Iwillhavesexwithanyone March 18, 2021
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Sex

Sex means gender.

Oh.... you wanted to get HORNEY? yeah right
lisa was so excited for school today. there was a new student! as he introduced himself as alex. "isn't that a girl name?" said joe. "yeah," said katie. "actually i have no sex" said alex. "I'm non binary."
by Somewierdstudent February 22, 2021
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SEX

Tarzan: Let's have sex and make a baby!
Jane: Okay!!
by Melisande October 16, 2007
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sex

when you put the pee pee in the coochi
person: dude i saw jenny yesterday.

persons friend: what did u do??

person: i put the pee pee in the coochi

persons friend: you mean sex?

person: yeah

justin beiber: im a fag
by the little wigger that could August 14, 2010
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sex

A sloppy act, in which a male private part inserts, and continuously thrusts itself into a male or female private part. This is done to entice a male or woman couple, or girlfriend. If someone is caught by someone else to do such a act, they will be looked down upon. It is illegal to do such a deed forcefully, and can even end the evil-doer in life in prison. If someone has never did this feat through their entire lifetime, they are considered a virgin. This is also looked down upon. Such a performance can be done orally, and with only women.
guy - "yo"
girl - "yo"
guy - "wanna sex?"
girl - "k"
by sirdefenition March 12, 2017
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sex

a- gender (ex) male/female
b- act that is making virgins the fastest dying species.
c- how you were made
d- what people do when bored
a- is your sex male or female?
b- they are the fastest dying species, they cant reproduce.
c- one magical night years and years ago, you parents conceived you.
d- im bored, your bored....lets fuck ;)
by xslipxintoxtragedyx June 29, 2009
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