secondhand friend

a friend you meet through another friend

Oh, she's a friend of Missy. At first she was a secondhand friend but now we're close!

by DMAK939 May 24, 2011

Secondhand spearmint

When someone is chewing spearmint gum, is gumming on a spearmint mint, or has just brushed their teeth with spearmint toothpaste and is in close proximity to you. Secondhand spearmint refers to the disconnect between the deliciousness of said spearmint in the former party's mouth and the sickening smell the secondhand observer experiences.

"Aw dude, what's that smell?"
"Oh sorry bro, you want some gum?"
"Naw man, I just caught your secondhand spearmint. I lost my appetite."

"So why'd you dump her?"
"I went in for the kiss and all I could get was the secondhand spearmint. I can't even look at her the same anymore. We're over."

by colbert21 March 2, 2010

Secondhand Tan

The act of receiving a tan by being next to or near a "tanorexic" or over tanned individual.

Don't go near Nancy she's been tanning you don't want to get a secondhand tan.

by cowchown April 14, 2010

Secondhand Joke

When you make a joke to a friend or target audience, but then someone out of your target laughs at it.

Chris: "Why did the chicken cross the road"
Manraj: "Why"
Chris: "To get to the other side"
Andrew: "Hahahahahaha"
Manrah: "Wow, we weren't even talking ot you, what a secondhand joke"

by Ankle Breaka January 9, 2011

secondhand pizza

someone else's leftover pizza

I had secondhand pizza today at Liam's house. I didn't care that it was a day old because it was free.

by bananasha July 11, 2012

secondhand smut

Pornographic material, primarily in the form of videos and pictures, that is unintentionally or accidentally viewed by people in a crowded public area, usually while seated together, such as on a train, bus, flight, or in a theater. It has become more prevalent in recent years with the increased use of mobile electronic technology, such as laptops, smartphones, and similar devices.

Like being exposed to the cigarette smoke of a nicotine addict on the street, people are inhaling secondhand smut.

by PinkUnicorn August 24, 2010

Secondhand corn on the cob

Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.

Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.

Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!

by Puckstopper92 March 30, 2015