Scorfez

To flibbiddy-flam someones' jimmywonk.

"Yo, that honky grandma be trippin like a scorfez!"

by Hrr4 May 18, 2009

Scroatse

Similar to Goatse, Scroatse involves either grabbing each ball and spreading them, or actually cutting the sack and ripping it wide open, much to the Internets disgust.

My friend John perform a teabag scroatse the other day, it was horrible!

I watched this video on the internet, called scroatse.cx! I lol'ed.

by Sir Scoats March 17, 2011

Scoff Job

blow job for fannys

I gave her a Scoff Job

by Scoff job April 27, 2022

Woofty Scoofty

Pulling the wool over one's eyes
The old switcheroo
Zigging instead of zagging, or vice versa

I thought that prick was gonna take care of this piece of business for me. You gave me the old woofty scoofty ya prick ya!

by Stiltch June 30, 2011

Doing a schofield

A gay man in denial

He might be married but he clearly loves the cock, he's doing a Schofield!

by Season with dill February 8, 2020

Scroatmeal

To recover your scrotum after it wrinkles in the shower, you may find it invigorating to let your nuts rest in a bowl of freshly cooked oatmeal.

Also, refers to when someone decides to really ruin your morning by dipping their sweaty, hairy ballsack into your bowl of oatmeal.

Also, another word for herpes.

Also, AIDS.

Hey Creighton. I noticed that your oatmeal was kinda plain this morning. Don't worry, I fixed that problem. Enjoy your scroatmeal.

by The Scrote Squadron March 13, 2014

Scoff

A large meal, not necessarily formal but a time to eat as much as you can and enjoy the company of other people

Friend 1: Hey buddy, drop over for a scoff!

Friend 2 : Alright will do man, I'm starved

by Quig709 November 27, 2011