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cereal sand

I gave my 3-year-old son a bowl of cereal and he asked, "But Mommy, where's the cereal sand?"
by WellDamn. August 11, 2017
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Sand Raisin

Cat feces that has been left in the litter-box for a long time.
It's your fucking cat, YOU clean it's Sand Raisins!
by OwOwl August 6, 2011
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The Sands Effect

The Sands Effect occurs when you spend a night out drinking and get lucky enough to bring a girl back to your place. You only got the girl over because you were drunk and loose and free of any pressure. But because you were drunk your cock stays limp as if it were filled with sand. And because of this, sex is not and option. You go out the next night without drinking hoping to get the same girl over once more. You see the girl and at first she seems willing, but sober you is not good enough to get the girl over. So that night you go home with a cock harder than a rock, but with no female, only your left hand. And that ladies and gentleman is the sands effect.
One week into college Mateo had suffered The Sands Effect on three different occasions.
by Willy Boof September 18, 2019
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Sand Spook

All those Sudanese are sand spooks
by Bloergie-do May 25, 2010
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face sanding

(V.)A girl grinding a mans face so fucking hard his nose starts to sand off and become flat
1.Bro 1- what did you and Amy do last night bro?
Bro 2- she sanded my face bro!

2. Jeb and Amy do a lot of face sanding.
by Callmekieth October 12, 2016
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Sanded Dowel

a dry handjob; to get your dowel sanded.
She did me dirty with the sanded dowel.

It caused immense pain when she sanded my dowel.
by blowingmaestro December 13, 2021
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Sand Hammer

The act of burying your dick in the sand after getting aroused on a nude beach.
Dude why the hell are you still laying there? We gotta go!

Dude... I gotta sand hammer right now.
by GuidoTexan October 20, 2010
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