Swedish labyrinth

Aka Ikea, the place where you can't find the exit, because there's too damn many people, and the layout is designed to empty your wallet/purse.

Jason: What are you up to this weekend?
Josh: My girlfriend and I are going to the Swedish labyrinth to look for a new armoire, or something to store our shit in.

by Ludditeright January 27, 2014

swedish landmine

When you fart in a cup and set it on a table and someone unknowingly picks it up and smells the fart

Oh dude, you laid down another Swedish landmine, aww Taco Bell.

by Wildstorm867 April 26, 2015

swedish crippler

When a black man takes a dump on a white mans back.

I went out with Kivy last night and he gave me a Swedish crippler, so let me take a shower and I'll be right over.

by Biglig April 10, 2016

swedish sandwich

When you smoke, slam a bunch of food and then smoke again.

“Ava and I are going to get Swedish Sandwiches for lunch. You should come along!”

by Lilemmy March 1, 2019

Swedish toilet

When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.

You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet

by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 13, 2018

Swedish fence

Combination of someone "being on the fence" and remaining neutral during conflict. Some assembly may be required.

"That guy wrote a disclaimer for the actions of his friends so he wouldn't get in trouble."
"Yep, he built himself a mighty fine Swedish fence."

by Aenaphos January 29, 2019

Swedish Toothbrush

The act of running your finger between your butt cheeks, preferably after a large shit or while suffering from swamp ass, then proceeding to run your finger across your victims teeth.

Man 1: Wow Mitchell's breath smells like ahit today!
Man 2: Ya, I think Shane gave hime a "Swedish Toothbrush" while he was sleeping.

by junkyarddawg February 13, 2019