Swedish toilet

When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.

You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet

by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 14, 2018

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Swedish labyrinth

Aka Ikea, the place where you can't find the exit, because there's too damn many people, and the layout is designed to empty your wallet/purse.

Jason: What are you up to this weekend?
Josh: My girlfriend and I are going to the Swedish labyrinth to look for a new armoire, or something to store our shit in.

by Ludditeright January 28, 2014

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Swedish handshake

When a female is fisted by two men at the same time, and their hands rub together inside her.

-Stacy is a real cavernous gal. Yesterday Bill and I have managed do do the Swedish handshake while getting busy at her place.

by theguy889 August 23, 2020

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swedish fall

a dance move where u fall down and try to catch urself. when someones says it u fall down rite then and there. Mainly happens at the end of a whole dance routine

Josh: yo Swedish fall Carl!!

(Carl falls down immediately and catches himself)

by i w e a r n o p a n t s June 09, 2010

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