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Swedish Dream

The Swedish Dream is like the American Dream, but much, very much better.
It's about moving to Sweden (biggest cities are excluded from the Swedish Dream) and living a simple life near nature, learn about farming, wild vegetables and the way of the Swedes, lagom. In Sweden you can enjoy one of the best laws ever created by humankind, allemansrätten, which basically involves that you have the right to harvest vegetables, fruits, camp outside, walk, cycle, ride, ski, and camp on any land—with the exception of private gardens, the immediate vicinity of a dwelling house and land under cultivation. Restrictions apply for nature reserves and other protected areas. It also gives the right to pick wild flowers, mushrooms and berries (provided they are not legally protected), but not to hunt in any way. (~wikipedia)
You can read more about it online.

The Swedish Dream is the perfect escape way from a stressful and meaningless life (even for Swedish people themselves). Just get out there and be yourself!
Þorbjörn: Hej! Have you heard of Timothy? He left for good and he lives on a little farm in Sweden now, he calls it "The Swedish Dream"

Sturgurðr: fan vad nice
by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny April 25, 2023
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Swedish cream

A small white sticky ball of sweet delight. Made by men for women
i gave my girl a swedish cream last night
by R-tech May 28, 2018
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Swedish labyrinth

Aka Ikea, the place where you can't find the exit, because there's too damn many people, and the layout is designed to empty your wallet/purse.
Jason: What are you up to this weekend?
Josh: My girlfriend and I are going to the Swedish labyrinth to look for a new armoire, or something to store our shit in.
by Ludditeright January 27, 2014
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Swedish toilet

When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.
You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 13, 2018
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swedish crippler

When a black man takes a dump on a white mans back.
I went out with Kivy last night and he gave me a Swedish crippler, so let me take a shower and I'll be right over.
by Biglig April 10, 2016
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Swedish microwave

When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.
After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave.
by Nick Mortenson June 17, 2016
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Swedish Toothbrush

The act of running your finger between your butt cheeks, preferably after a large shit or while suffering from swamp ass, then proceeding to run your finger across your victims teeth.
Man 1: Wow Mitchell's breath smells like ahit today!
Man 2: Ya, I think Shane gave hime a "Swedish Toothbrush" while he was sleeping.
by junkyarddawg February 13, 2019
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