swedish sandwich

When you smoke, slam a bunch of food and then smoke again.

“Ava and I are going to get Swedish Sandwiches for lunch. You should come along!”

by Lilemmy March 1, 2019

Swedish Toothbrush

The act of running your finger between your butt cheeks, preferably after a large shit or while suffering from swamp ass, then proceeding to run your finger across your victims teeth.

Man 1: Wow Mitchell's breath smells like ahit today!
Man 2: Ya, I think Shane gave hime a "Swedish Toothbrush" while he was sleeping.

by junkyarddawg February 13, 2019

swedish toastie

the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)

"i just love a swedish toastie me"

by chav fucker February 2, 2017

swedish sweatshirt

When a bunch of men ejaculate on a woman’s chest, then take their pubic hair that they have previously shaved off, and dump it all over her. The hair will stick to the semen, looking like a dark wool sweater

Mark, Eric, Tim and I brought this wild one home the other night, and we gave her a Swedish Sweatshirt

by Meatshower May 15, 2018

Swedish Stinker

When you fart on the girls pussy and use it as lubricant for your dick to fuck

Yo, Johnny totally gave jessica a swedish stinker last night. It was so bad I had to leave our dorm, I hate living with him.

by ChuckSneedler February 10, 2022

swedish revolver

Making a bunch of different food and putting it on a spinning food tray. Swedish meatballs, pastries, and some fish are traditionally used. Associated with the Eater holiday in Sweden. Reindeer meat is used for special occasions such as second marriages and kindergarten graduations.

Me: What's for dinner?
Grand-pa-pa: Vee are havving da Swedish Revolver, boi!

by Dareel1 April 10, 2020

Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus

I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny

by mcchs963 August 5, 2023