Swedish labyrinth

Aka Ikea, the place where you can't find the exit, because there's too damn many people, and the layout is designed to empty your wallet/purse.

Jason: What are you up to this weekend?
Josh: My girlfriend and I are going to the Swedish labyrinth to look for a new armoire, or something to store our shit in.

by Ludditeright January 27, 2014

swedish landmine

When you fart in a cup and set it on a table and someone unknowingly picks it up and smells the fart

Oh dude, you laid down another Swedish landmine, aww Taco Bell.

by Wildstorm867 April 26, 2015

swedish crippler

When a black man takes a dump on a white mans back.

I went out with Kivy last night and he gave me a Swedish crippler, so let me take a shower and I'll be right over.

by Biglig April 10, 2016

swedish sweatshirt

When a bunch of men ejaculate on a woman’s chest, then take their pubic hair that they have previously shaved off, and dump it all over her. The hair will stick to the semen, looking like a dark wool sweater

Mark, Eric, Tim and I brought this wild one home the other night, and we gave her a Swedish Sweatshirt

by Meatshower May 15, 2018

swedish revolver

Making a bunch of different food and putting it on a spinning food tray. Swedish meatballs, pastries, and some fish are traditionally used. Associated with the Eater holiday in Sweden. Reindeer meat is used for special occasions such as second marriages and kindergarten graduations.

Me: What's for dinner?
Grand-pa-pa: Vee are havving da Swedish Revolver, boi!

by Dareel1 April 10, 2020

Swedish Screwdriver

A tall glass of your favorite vodka. Take that glass of vodka and put it up to the exhaust of a Volvo. Dry start the Volvo collecting the fresh exhaust and enjoy!

I can't believe that bar had a swedish screwdriver. The last time I had one was when volvos were relevant.

by Frankie Lake November 27, 2020

Swedish handshake

When a female is fisted by two men at the same time, and their hands rub together inside her.

-Stacy is a real cavernous gal. Yesterday Bill and I have managed do do the Swedish handshake while getting busy at her place.

by theguy889 August 23, 2020