sweater party

A gathering of employees inside the walk-in refrigerator (hence the need for a sweater) of a restaurant for the purpose of becoming inebriated.

"Every customer was a dick today! Now that we're closed, we should have a sweater party before we start cleaning."

by Tuffcookie April 5, 2013

douchebag sweater

A acceptable superficial flaw usually associated with ones sense of style or fashion taste.

Dude, my friend went out with a guy who wears Uggs!...
Well, everyone has their douchebag sweater.

by Shrimp Toe November 26, 2010

beach sweater

High density full coverage back and chest hair worn on public beaches and office retreats staged at beach resorts.

Bruh! A seal!. No. Carter just 'stache-waxed his beach sweater..

by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020

Sharing Sweaters

Slang for "docking". The act of two men shoving the head of their dicks into each others foreskin while mutually masturbating.

I love sharing sweaters, it gets me so hot.

by sigoy December 5, 2012

sweater day

A day where everything has gone to shit so much, you just go home, put on a giant sweater and drink alone.

"How was work?"

"..."

"Sweater day, huh?

by Firm Handshake July 23, 2014

Sweater Throat

The itchy feeling you have in your throat when you are about to get/ getting over a cold.

" Hey Simmer are you still coughing?"

"Ya, I have sweater throat"

by hellofool123 October 22, 2011

russian sweater

When you drink vodka to warm up because its freezing outside!
Sasha has his russian sweater on today!

Give me a double of stoli, its freezing outside and i need to put on my russian sweater!

by whitemikeflyguy February 26, 2015