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Testicle Sunrise

Its the action of dragging your balls over someones face until they wake up with a view of your testicals.
Paul woke up sunday morning to a Testicle Sunrise. it sure did make his day.
by jboob September 22, 2009
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Hawaiian Sunrise

The act of shoving diced pineapple slices up another person's rectum, then the person forces the pineapple slices out on a plate. Afterwards (If desired), put whipped cream on the diced pineapple and consume.
One summer day, my friend told me that his cousin gave his girlfriend a Hawaiian Sunrise. She was never the same again.
by PanzerHail June 23, 2014
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texas sunrise

The act of putting a metal spoon over a fire until it glows red then either putting it in/on a girls vagina, anus, or nipples. Its like a sunrise because the spoon dislike the hot sun, and it wakes up whoever you touch it with.
"I gave a Susan Heffley a Texas Sunrise. I hopE Frank Heffley doesn't find out"
by phat stank in the bum August 31, 2016
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Colorado Sunrise

When a guy wakes up and gets a beer (must be coors light). He then proceeds to drink the beer, cum in the bottle, and then smack his lover in the head with it.
"yo i gave my girl a colorado sunrise this morning"

"damn is she ok?"
by shaylious baby 94 June 12, 2009
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tequila sunrise

The act of pounding tequila shots (with lime and salt), then eating out your womans vagina in a drunken sex craze, and promptly passing out. The tequila sunrise will be the rash-like caked on crust around your mouth in the morning that will take weeks to heal.
People thought I had painted my face up like a clown the night before but little did they know it was just a tequila sunrise.
by alphahooker May 5, 2005
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coyote sunrise

For waking up next to a lady that the previous night had appeared quite attractive(caused by beer goggles) but in the cold light of day was less than gorgeous
Fuckin hell man you should of seen the coyote sunrise i had to awake to this mornin, fuckin shockaroony am tellin ye
by cexyboy February 11, 2010
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Polish Sunrise

The definition of the Polish Sunrise is the following:

1 Gallon of Sunny Delight
- Flavor of Choice will do

1/4 of Absolut Vodka

1/4 of Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Shake well and Enjoy
No need for examples...just please be of Legal Age if you plan to make Polish Sunrise
by PtrkG83 November 22, 2011
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