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muffin stump

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps in the kitchen? Where are the tops too all of these muffins?
by Manny November 25, 2003
mugGet the muffin stumpmug.

stump stomp

when a person has small cute feet and u feel like standing on them. Thier feet are so small they are stumps!
ha! look stumps im gonna stomp 'em
they look stompable
YOU STOOD ON MY STUMPS!
by ben benerson May 10, 2005
mugGet the stump stompmug.

stump jumper

A derogatory term for a gay man. In particular, a homosexual that prefers to have receptive anal intercourse.
Jared is a stump jumper, by the way. Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course. I just wouldn't drop the soap around him, if you know what I mean.
by Chocotacojewboy November 1, 2007
mugGet the stump jumpermug.

stump fucker

Stump-fucker: The ugliest backwoods hillbilly, who even the pigs turn down. ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, plugging them readily.
A stump fucker ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, flogging them vivaciously until satisfaction is attained. The rottener the better. Stump fuckers usually have god awful work hardened members that ooze puss and maggots.
by Dilinger July 13, 2007
mugGet the stump fuckermug.

parick stump

fedora wearing, tattoo less, 4 foot man.

best known for singing in the band fall out bros.

Joe Trohman is his best bro.
sweetest man alive.
fob fan: OHH MA GURD PATRICK STUMP IS HOOOT!11!
fob fan 2: UMM I agree HOW RELATABLE !1!11!
fob fan 3: yeah i like parick but pete wentz is hotter.

fob fan 1and 2: UMM EXCUSE ME GET OUT OF HERE!1! YEAH PETE WENTZ IS HOT BUT PARICK STUMP IS BETTER!1!
by a yee May 6, 2018
mugGet the parick stumpmug.

bump the stump

When I saw Ray at the club, I held out my fist and told him to bump the stump.
by JRB55 September 15, 2010
mugGet the bump the stumpmug.

Stump Puller

When tree guys come chop down a tree a stump remains. Tie a chain around the stump and then the other end around the earth whale’s waist then have them pull the stump out!

One needs to be rather corpulent to be an effective stump puller.
Look at the size of that stump puller at the buffet!
by Lyin’ Dog-Faced Pony Soldier December 30, 2020
mugGet the Stump Pullermug.

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