Step and a half

A person, usually a subordinate, who moves slow and akward, who doesn't fall in line with the rules and order of an organization usually a school.

Hey Step and a half! Pick up the pace! And why is in your tie tied correctly? See me after class!

by Angledrawers August 9, 2018

split step

A tennis technique in which you jump up then the instant you land on both feet you ran towards the ball.

Person one:I nailed an awesome topspin on my opponent.
Person two:Awesome, so you beat him?
Person one:No, he did a split step and barely got to it.

by Slipp May 26, 2007

Step-Sensei

Dim-witted, Jabroni stepfather who was once a lame karate instructor.

My mom married my karate sensei when I was 9, hence, he became my Step-Sensei.

by DouglasQuaid September 5, 2012

Stepping On A Lego

The worst thing that could happen to a human. Its more painful than stepping on magma or shattered glass or even being eaten alive. Nothing is more painful than that.

Stepping on a lego is the worst thing ever.

by Morpheas7819 August 7, 2022

Pigeon Steps

Apparently an alternative to baby steps...in an alternative universe perhaps..or in Vinny's

Classic example of a Vinny-ism

Slow down, just take pigeon steps

It's OK, he's just taking pigeon steps...

Vinny what are you doing? Taking pigeon steps mate

by Sam says May 10, 2022

step grandcousin

your first cousin's stepcousin

My uncle put the whip on my former step grandcousin

by JustC45 August 13, 2022

Step-embryo

When a woman gets pregnant and then divorces and remarries a man with children. To the man’s children, the embryo will be known as the step-embryo.

What are you doing to me step-embryo?
What are you still doing in the shower step-embryo?
Help me step-embryo, I’m stuck in the washing machine!

by sxcuwu May 29, 2020