special bean

When someone says something really stupid, weird or funny you refer to them as a special bean. Bean comes from human ‘being’ (which can sound like bean)

Kev: “I find it so amazing how they filmed Jurassic Park without being killed by those dinosaurs?!?”

Jeff: “Kev.... you’re a very special bean”

by BoardCard December 16, 2018

special K

Also known as ketamine. It's a mind boggling drug, usually used on horses. Makes you feel like you are unable to control your body and thoughts.

Also a song by Placebo

"Just like special K, you take my breath away!" - Placebo (sorry couldnt think of anything better)

by hitler June 9, 2005

Special Drink

Partly influenced by the hit T.V. series, "Community," "Special Drink is half Nesquick Chocolate Milk and half Pinnacle Whipped Cream vodka. Smooth, delicious and highly dangerous; it makes for one hell of a drink.

'"What are you drinking tonight?" "Oh, Special Drink." "Please give someone your keys."

by TehMagicPilgrim December 7, 2010

special nap

Not really a nap at all. Code word for spanking your monkey, punching the clown, floggin the dolphin, having at yourself, pulling your pork, rubbing one out, or just plain old jerking off.

When I have trouble falling asleep, I take a special nap and then I sleep like a baby.

by 4fingeredman November 24, 2006

special paper

Slang/code for acid in the blotter paper form.

...and with just the aid of some special paper, his entire world simultaneously melted and gave rise to the inner-most thoughts and mysteries of the universe, allowing him to achieve the higher plateau of existence.

by Send me back to the world of special paper November 16, 2005

Special Meeting of the Government

1. A euphemism for sexual relations with one's significant other or spouse. Used primarily for politicians and political agents.

2. Improper use or teasing about can lead to one being sent on special assignment to the Yukon.

First used in NBC's the West Wing, November 2000, on "And It's Surely to Their Credit" season 2, episode 5.

President Bartlet: Kids, I am so sorry. I have to go now, to a special meeting... of the government. I will mail you all an autographed copy of the picture we took together. And one day, you will all understand.

Dick: Is that really the time? Oh man, I'm uh... late. I have a special meeting of the government that I have to go to, sorry. *runs out the door*
Jane: But you're not involved in politics...?

by KeenJane August 11, 2009

Special Naked Occasion

A Special Naked Occasion is an episode of Sex.

I had a Special Naked Occasion with my Special Naked Friend last night.

I just shared a Special Naked Occasion with Jo (means Jo and I just had sex)

by Bambi Gray September 1, 2005