Tele Op Spec - Everybody, Signals, Infantry and even Civvies, knows that a Spec-Op (aka Special Telegraphist, Morse-Monkey, Tele-op spec) is what you call when your wife or lady needs some real good lovin' and your cold beer needs drinkin' whilst you are away on exercise or operational tour. Known in the Corps to be the best lovers and envied by all the handbags, tele mechs, techs, EDs and thick as fuck lineys
1) Hey Don, Hear you off to Ireland for a tour... Don't worry mate.. I'll keep an eye out to make sure your Mr's don't get Spec Op'd (Tele Op Spec'd) whilst your over there.
2) No point going to the NAAFI bar tonight lads.. The Tele Op Spec's have just finished shift... wasting our time with the WRACs with those fanny magnets knocking about.
3) Wish I could have made it in the Corps as a Spac Op (common slang term used for those that failed or never made Tele Op Spec)
2) No point going to the NAAFI bar tonight lads.. The Tele Op Spec's have just finished shift... wasting our time with the WRACs with those fanny magnets knocking about.
3) Wish I could have made it in the Corps as a Spac Op (common slang term used for those that failed or never made Tele Op Spec)
by HRH Colonel in Chief February 1, 2014
Get the Tele Op Spec mug.The false belief that one's child never makes a mistake and can do no wrong. A parent suffering from this will stand up for their child in the face of a teacher when the child has clearly violated the rules and the parent somehow makes it the school or teacher's fault.
False belief that one's offspring is perfect and entitled to special treatment.
False belief that one's offspring is perfect and entitled to special treatment.
by fedupandtired April 16, 2015
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A Medcom Soldier who goes to sfas completely over weight out of shape and doesnt even make to the start of the course, and claims all the while that he was just going for the experience just to deflect from his total and abject failure. I.E. Epic Fail
See also: Spanish Table
See also: Spanish Table
by The Medic68w January 23, 2010
Get the Special Forces Mesa mug.Generic term used within many administrative sections of UK public sector to excuse/justify/advocate frivolous waste of public funds through unnecessary staff absence, and expense claims. Can cover various pursuits including, but must adhere to following: (1. Must NOT conclude with beneficial outcomes for funding body (the public), 2. Must offer opportunities to waste public money through paid absence, and unnecessary expense claims, 3. Must be so ludicrous in their inception to rile and annoy other tax payers.). Funding for special leave is regarded as a higher priority than employment, and as such is not affected even in austere times and redundancies.
Example of use: "hey, you hear about half of the department being made redundant last week? I only heard about it when I submitted my expense form for last week's special leave - we went skiing. Yeah it's so unfair all those redundancies - I blame the banks."
by cf_phil November 14, 2013
Get the Special Leave mug.1. A person who seems slow or stupid at times without actually being mentally retarded.
2. Something that is considered sub-par or lower-than-average poor quality.
2. Something that is considered sub-par or lower-than-average poor quality.
"Have you met my new girlfriend? I think she's kind of special."
"Dude, your new girlfriend is a Special Kind of Special."
"Have you seen how people drive around here? It's a special kind of special!"
"Dude, your new girlfriend is a Special Kind of Special."
"Have you seen how people drive around here? It's a special kind of special!"
by Bricksgirl June 27, 2014
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by The Pussy Bomba May 10, 2019
Get the Special Erection mug.A dump that is of such impressive qualities (whether girth, length, odour or texture) that to simply flush it away would be unthinkable. It is therefore carefully transferred from the porcelain bowl to a suitable receptacle (such as a shoebox). At this stage, one can use the shoebox to demonstrate the excellent qualities of said turd to one's partner / family / co-workers or simply people you pass in the street.
Matt - Has anyone seen Rusty this morning? We're late for a meeting.
Dan - about 20 minutes ago. He was heading towards trap 1 with a newspaper tucked under his arm and an empty shoebox.
Matt - OK. When you see him, make sure to ask him to bring that Shoebox Special with him to the meeting. I think it will really start the meeting off on the right footing.
Dan - about 20 minutes ago. He was heading towards trap 1 with a newspaper tucked under his arm and an empty shoebox.
Matt - OK. When you see him, make sure to ask him to bring that Shoebox Special with him to the meeting. I think it will really start the meeting off on the right footing.
by Rusty Gash February 3, 2010
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