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Spaghetti Felcher

(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass

(modern) Consuming colon macaroni
I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you
by @ Pope Pesci XVII October 15, 2016
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Spaghetti Surprise

When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.
My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.
by Marky Benjamin June 7, 2010
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Insideout Spaghetti

When someone gets their butthole fisted so hard the isnide of their butthole comes out, and looks like pasta sauce for spaghetti.
"Hey Jeorge, i heard Tracy tried something called 'Insideout Spaghetti' on you. How was it?"

"The inside of my butt felt very violated and i felt go inside out."
by TheSpaghettiLoverer April 17, 2021
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Spaghetti fork

Is a sexual act Where a girl Wraps her hair around a penis like spaghetti on a fork
Damn last night my girl gave me a spaghetti fork to get me going
by Spaghettifork April 28, 2020
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Spaghetti board

A spaghetti board is the act on 3 or more males lined up infront of a table with their dicks out. The goal is for the dicks to move side to side without touching eachother. If one dick touches another members they both have to slam their nuts as hard as they can into the side of the table
Yo lets give a spaghetti boar a go
He touched my dick whilst doing a spaghetti board
by Alf steward February 19, 2018
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spaghetti masher

Ew! Gross! He just sat on my spaghetti.
That spaghetti masher!
by Mecachis June 1, 2018
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spaghetti stick

a phrase to describe someone or something that is very tall and skinny
Donald: dude that guy is a spaghetti stick!
Chris: i know he doesn't even play baseball!
Donald: what a pussy!
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019
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