Hot Slurp Balloon

Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it

It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo

I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it

by NerdFucker69 February 18, 2023

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Slurp Brain

When you are so out of it that your brain feels like mush. As if you could stick a straw into your ear and slurp your brain out.

"I can't stop giggling right now. Major case of slurp brain."

"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"

by chodemeister37 October 15, 2017

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Georgia Noodle Slurp

When a male inserts flavored noodles in a females vagina or ass hole and proceeds to suck it out in a erotic way.

Dude guess what I did to barbera? I gave a chicken flavor Georgia Noodle Slurp.. WTF!!!

by Blaqq Guy February 22, 2011

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slurp

A noise used for fun that sounds like your slurping out of a straw *not used for sexual purposes*

I looked at him and went (*slurp*), and he did it back

by Slurp123 October 6, 2019

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Slurp Disease

when one slurps doing ANYTHING.
Tim's favorite disease. (:

The Slurp Disease:: slurp uses her mouth so much she tends to slurp uncontrollably.

by agw&anc April 19, 2009

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sand slurp

A Sand slurp is a disgusting bottom dweller found in both freshwater and salt water. Very common off the coast of Italy, Japan, and Melbourne (Australia).

"Did you see that gross guy hitting on me last night?", "Yeah, he was a total sand slurp"

by BigFloppyDownstairsOperation June 13, 2018

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