Sitting in the library

Telling your coworkers in front of your boss that you spent the night chilling in on the couch after eating an edible.

So I didnt get anything done because I was just sitting in the library.

by Emp B October 13, 2023

e-sitting

Watching children through a phone or computer because everyone has more important things to do.

I’ll be e-sitting the neighbor’s kids via Skype tonight during the playoffs

by Exlax330 June 13, 2018

sit and scroll

When you bring your phone into the bathroom to chill while you take a dump.

“Where the hell is Cameron?”
“Aw dude we won’t be seeing him for at least 20 minutes. He’s a sit and scroll type of guy. “

by Chopped basil July 29, 2019

sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

by Textzitter December 6, 2011

Sitting "OOPS!"

A sitting "OOPS!" is a person who will make a mistake even when they are doing nothing.

Oh my gosh. Look at that sitting "OOPS!". He just spilled his coffee on himself.

by Bob Chum Person December 1, 2017

zombie sit

When playing Call of Duty Zombies with friends, "zombie sitting" is the act of making the last zombie of the round into a crawler, and having one person maintain the zombie's agro, while the other friends use the restroom or grab munchies. This is required in games that last a few hours, as there is no pause button, in online play.

Yo dude, can you zombie sit for me. I've gotta pee.

Dude, I need a zombie sitter, I'm hungry.

by Raditude July 22, 2012

Sitting in a puddle

When a female gets so aroused over something but they just have to sit in their own wetness because they're in public.

"I saw that shirtless scene and ended up sitting in a puddle for the rest of the movie."

by skywalker3880 January 4, 2022