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Polygamist Simp

One who simps, not for one female, but for many. A man may have a couple females that he has relations with and the one that he is currently with he will actively simp for. On the other hand, he will simp for any woman he sees and has no number 1.
This man is a Polygamist Simp in the flesh. Absolutely, immaculate performance of being a Polygamist Simp.
by yessirsimp October 1, 2020
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Coffee Simp

Someone who knows the true secret to life long happiness is coffee, the truest love of them all.
Rio is the worlds biggest coffee simp. Luckily, she knows how to turn it on first thing every morning to get the day started off right.
by Handy_manny69 December 23, 2020
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Fleet Simp

A Moderator In The Comfy Corner Discord Server Who Needs A Promotion
Wow Fleet Simp Needs A Promotion
by Jetmouse3000 January 2, 2021
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Delusional simper

A classic simp who tries to hide that he is in fact the major simp. This is done by calling other people simp constantly creating an anti simp stance. Only smart people know how to spot a delusional simp.
Walle is calling Benne out for simping when he is innocent and Walle is in fact simping 24/7. Walle is being a delusional simper.
by Svennebanana February 16, 2021
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dick simp

a cringe simp that won’t leave you alone
taylor is a mad dick simp and he won’t piss off
by UncleBarry April 12, 2021
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Kawaii Simp

Me.
by Kawaii Simp June 8, 2021
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zoehange.simp

The best mutual! He’s super cool and funny. And never misses 🙄
“Hey who’s TikTok are you looking at?”
“Oh just zoehange.simp the coolest mutual”
by Hange lover June 29, 2021
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