shlong

the most massive of cocks

my shlong is the size of a football field

by horsecockk October 02, 2021

Shlong

male sexual genitalia, which is absaloutly enormous in every which way, length and diameter, like a human elephant penis.

Did you here... Andy's got an absolutely enormous shlong of a penis.

Coh I know it's massive.

by Holyfuckingwillisboi April 05, 2018

Shlong

wiggly jiggly PP

My shlong burns when i put it in acid

by my ass itches very much April 26, 2024

Shlong

Long fat snake

What a shlong you have!

by Olifier March 02, 2022

shlong

that's a long shlong

wow that's a long shlong

by TUCKER MCPETERS August 15, 2020

Shlong

A friend that can also be considered as a “bro” since he is cherished much by one.

Hey Shlong! What’s up?

by michaelrichman079 October 09, 2020

Shlong

A friend that can also be considered as a “bro” since they are someone that is cherished by one. Also a very close friend

Hey Shlong! What’s up?

by michaelrichman079 October 09, 2020