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shitty roommate

A roommate that no one ever should have. This is a roommate that never cleans the room and is a total dick to his roommates. He stays up late doing his homework because he was too busy watching tv. Takes the longest showers and messes with the temperature. He also has no problem walking around naked and showing the world his tiny dick. The world would be better without the shitty roommate.
Erin: Jeff is such a shitty roommate, he always does things intentionally to piss off chris and ryan.

Rest of the track team: Yeah he is a total dick
by crooky12345 March 21, 2011
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Shitty mullet

shitty mullet
An short-lived and unpopular hair-style involving a "short" trim on the top and sides of the head, leaving the back section to grow long. Human shit is used to style the hair (dog, cow and rabbit shit were also used as an alternative to human shit) The Shitty Mullet is often confused with the regular mullet and is still popular in remote parts of western Australia.
"have you seen that guys new Shitty mullet"?

"yeah bro, that's not a shitty mullet, its just a regular mullet"

"well, it smelt like a shitty mullet..."
by The big v man May 29, 2013
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well, shitter me green and call me nancy!

In any situation, this term is to be used as a general expression of confusion, happiness, anger, fury, etc.
Simone: I fucked your mom.
Riley: Well, shitter me green and call me nancy!
by Nancy G. May 15, 2010
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dog shitter

hose who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet
is this little dog yours or you're just its dog shitter?
by mave73 October 27, 2007
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fag shitter

A heterosexual individual who derives sexual pleasure during the act of excretion. This is not the same as an individual with coprophilia, whereby arousal is produced by feces. The fag shitter is aroused by the feeling of excrement escaping from the anus, as if it where a phallus being pulled out.
Mark: I moan when I shit.
Matt: Mark, you are a fag shitter. Look at you, deriving sexual pleasure from your own excrement. You silly boy.
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Shitty Comment Can

Much Like bad story bin except for shorter stories that are deemed as comments instead of full length stories. Much like the bad story bin it is created using the arms, except it is smaller and only involves the hands to create somewhat of a can shape that the person will promptly place his shitty comment into.
"Hey dude I got pulled over yesterday"

"HAHA did he like, frisk you?"

*use shitty comment can*
by Sambo314 August 2, 2006
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Shittens

When your cat takes a crap so big it appears as if it gave birth.
DUDE!... I found out where that smell was coming from. I checked the cat-box and it looks like my cat had a litter of shittens!
by Dexter Dougles March 20, 2010
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