shia lebeouf

The man who just does it.
The man you run from.
The man who is no longer famous.
The man whose name is misspelled in this very definition. He's right behind you right now, run for your life.

Run for your life from shia lebeouf! Why are you wondering why his name isn't capitalized!? Just run! And do it!

by Rolling thunder December 10, 2015

shafat

when you're down so fucking bad that even the word simp can't define how down bad you are

god, that guy is such a shafat, he keeps going back to her even though she cheated on him 15 times and had 4 babies with 4 different guys.

by gopark February 24, 2021

Shia Surprise

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating over their entire face while wearing a Shia LaBeouf mask

"Hey did you hear what happened to Adam? he totally got a Shia Surprise!"

by waking someone up by ejaculati May 30, 2015

Shia LaDouche

Videotape your parents fucking while smoking an assload of weed. Once they're asleep, jack off to the tape then sneak into their room and cum on your mother's back. Superman 'dat ho!

There wasn't anything going on Friday night, so I stayed in and pulled a Shia LaDouche.

by Krazy Kurtis June 12, 2009

Scifalufagus

An extremely horrible STD

Also can be mixture of many STD's mixed into 1.

She game me scifalufagus no doubt, imma find that bitch and knock her the fuck out

by Masta Dragon Red August 24, 2004

Shafay

An annoying and easily gets mad at you

boy 1: why are you so mad?
boy 2: shh hes a shafay.

by Antimick June 10, 2021

shia labeouf

The worst excuse for an actor that has ever disgraced the screen. Can also be used to describe especially ugly or repulsive individuals

1.Hey did you see that new movie that actor was a total Shia Labeouf

2. ewww never speak to me again you Shia Labeouf

by sizzlemizzle February 29, 2008