Singletine's Day

What single un-loved social losers call Valentine's Day.

Theo *his arm all over Teresa's back* : Happy Valentine's Day, ya'll!

Mark *Rolling his eyes and looking down to his Modern Physics book*: Singletine's Day for me, Theo!

by AAAAAAAO.OAAAAAAA February 14, 2019

Women's Day

The 8th of March is the ultimate Simp's day. Simps from all around the world can come together to praise the one thing that gives them a reason to live without being judged. And that's women. They can tell them how precious they are, how beautiful they look and spoil them with presents. Spend all their savings on this exact one day in a year hoping to get even slight affection from the female gender.

John: Hey, have you seen Tim?
Mark: Yeah, he's probably buying flowers for Raechel.
John: What a Simp.
Mark: Nah, dude chill. Its Internation Women's Day remember?

by Flinki March 8, 2020

Thanks Patrick's Day

An Irish holiday, held on March 17th. Not to be confused with "St. Patrick's Day" (another holiday with the same date). Thanks Patrick's Day is compared to St. Patrick's day in every possible way, except that you smoke instead of drink and that it was thought out by a strapping young lad, too "confused" to be able to clearly speak the latter's name. This holiday is quickly become more and more well known as time passes, moving from just three high school student to a whopping.....three high school students.

Nostalgic Female Teenager: "Wow, to think, this time last year, I was with Jake..."

*Then*

Nostalgic Teenage Boy: "Wow, to think, this time last year, I was celebrating Thanks Patrick's Day..."

*LOL*

by Nimble Nancy March 12, 2009

Valentine's Day

Total crap. It's an annual reminder that nobody loves you, and that the only people who care enough to try and make it a semi-okay day for you is your parents, if you're lucky.

An ESPECIALLY terrible day for those without access to substantial amounts of alchohol.

Girl (sees couple being all lovey smushy and crap for everybody to see) : Oh go ahead, carry on. Don't mind me! I'm just gonna go kill myself, and no one will care because it's Valentine's Day and no one loves me. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet life.

by sweeetlife March 1, 2011

Single's day

All boys who are single go up to a girl that is single and say happy single's day ask them out on a date (your paying) and you might find the love of your life

Olivia happy single's day would you like to go on a date with me, Sure Andrew.

by Teen shizz August 30, 2019

Manhatty's Day

A holiday celebrated before St. Patricks Day, loosely based on State Patty's day. Created by Manhattan College alumni, the day has no offical relationship with the college. Day drinking starts at 9am and has no offical ending.

I blacked out and threw up on like 4 girls last Manhatty's Day

by charlesbarkley08 March 14, 2011

Manhatty's Day

A Day of Days, A Day of Reckoning, A Day Of Mayhem, A Day that will live in Infamy

This weekend is Manhatty's Day, may god have mercy on our souls.

by PublicRelations March 6, 2011