rum guzzler

one who guzzles (swallows) alot of rum at one time like captin jack sparrow

jack sparrow is a rum guzzler.

by captin jack sperra February 27, 2017

Star rum challenge

Placing a star rum bottle on the floor and seeing how far you can get it up your asshole by sitting on it.

Jeff: dude I just did the star rum challenge and totally got the whole thing up there.

Dom: wow that’s amazing. I could only get 3/4ths of the bottle.

by The bologna October 7, 2019

Rum scum bull

Used as a an alternate saying for rock, paper, scissors.

Would you like to play rum scum bull?

by PeeWee1981 July 10, 2016

BURGONDy rUM

A school homcoming dance with cheer leaders and ballplayers that face off against other schools and schoolers on the dance floor.

I was apart of the burgondy rum homcoming dance off.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 8, 2017

Rum

Our overlord. He is eternal. We shall follow him into the light and watch the world burn beneath our feet, but we will stay living under the rule of our King.

"Rum is our King."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes, but only on Sundays because that's when we feed him."
"What?"
"Yeah, he only likes pine seeds and blackberries."
"What is he, a bird or something?"
"Yes."
"I-"

by Quartings August 18, 2019

rum rape

when you get absolutely shitfaced on rum and you decide to have intercourse with someone else whilst not getting there permission

“Oi did you hear what went down at the party last weekend?”

“I heard Tommy the mad lad rum raped Emma the bitch”

by cambg December 18, 2023

rum slave

A derogatory term for persons related to slaves that were brought to areas in the Caribbean and South America and forced to work on sugar cane plantations (which were needed to produce molasses, a key ingredient in producing rum). This term is usually only used when referring to a person of Puerto Rican descent, due to Puerto Rico being the capital of rum production.

Our vacation to Puerto Rico was quite unforgettable due to the fact that Heather had her purse snatched by some rum slave. We had to make an unplanned venture the cruise ship to have more traveler's checks issued, which forced us to cancel our plans to go rain forest hiking.

by brettuthius July 20, 2007