Rump Wrangler

A very gayleatherman who wears chaps and Wrangler jeans, searching for a bottom.

The Rump Wrangler would like you to ask him, "why Do you wear Wrangler jeans with that big label on you back pants pocket?"

by f00 September 21, 2005

Rumpelstiltskin

The combination of a rimjob and a blumpkin. The licking of the anus whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.

Bro 1: "I was taking a shit yesterday when this crazy bitch crawled under the stall!"

Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"

Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."

Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."

Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"

Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"

Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"

by wanglongbigs March 23, 2010

rumple

the visible lump(s) that result from shitting your pants in underwear, briefs, or any skin-tight variant.

Diana totally has rumples in her pants, but at least her hair looks AMAZING! OMG.

by Jake Menashe May 13, 2005

Rumpff

Noun: An extremely overweight mule in Pennsylvania that does not function like a normal horse and has no will or inspiration to do anything with its time or life. Generally useless, lazy, smells horrid, and does not contribute to any notable efforts. Has stayed in the same place the entirety of its life.

Used to refer to a lazy or otherwise unkempt person, as well as a dishonest drama starter - often one that still lives with their mother despite being well past the age of moving - and regularly associates with people half their age.

The word is locally derived from Northern Pennsylvania along the border of NY, however has been been heard all across regions of the East Coast, most notably by farmers or small town residents in reference to the ''village idiot''

''man, there goes that Rumpff again hanging out with the local kids''

''I would love to have some hay for all my cows, but that Rumpff keeps eating it all''

''Maybe should call the housing authority, because that Rumpff isnt going to be fixing that house''

by Stroudly Proudly September 23, 2022

Rumplefairy

The word given to someone after doing an act which can be deemed feminine or gay.

Khenan dressed up as a cheerleader.
Mike: "OMG man, that is so rumplefairy!"

by Bobby McManinthemirror April 17, 2008

rumpadinger

a man who loves his man steak being licked by a rabid dog with no teeth

i got rumpadingered last night it was awesome!!

by gavin leppo March 2, 2009

rumplegimpskin

A name you would call one who has totally fucked something up.

Nick: OMG this output's not quite right
Drew: You fucked it up rumplegimpskin

by jahooley May 11, 2009