roflmaowesatswabocots 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, while eating spinach and turkey sandwiches with a bit of cheese on the side

Fred: I'm actually in quite the mood to go karate chop your big brother in the pancreas.

George:roflmaowesatswabocots

roflmaowesatswabocots by aaronnnnn p. October 4, 2007

ROFLMAOWEP 

"Rolling on the floor laughing my a!! off while eating pie." Also can have ABABSRC added to the end, meaning "and being attacked by screaming rubber chickens."

Usage: Use this when you want your friends to say "wtf are you talking about??"

See also: ROFL, ROFLCOPTER, ROFLCAKES

Person1: I just put a virus on your computer.
Person1: ROFLMAOWEPABABSRC

Person2: WTF are you talking about???

ROFLMAOWEP by Spazzo McWathafu September 8, 2008

ROFLMAOOL 

ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF OUT LOUD !

Guy 1 : Lmao Chester and his friends went streaking in an Elderly home.

Guy 2 : IM LEGIT ROFLMAOOL

ROFLMAOOL by LOVE PINK X0X August 16, 2009

roflmaobmlo

The awesome compilation of the letters roflmaobmlo meaning "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Barfing My Lungs Out"

Bill: "I heard that George Bush got assasinated"

Bob: "ROFLMAOBMLO!!!"

Bill: "I know, isn't that just hilarious?"

Loser that no one likes: "NO!"

roflmaobmlo by M V P June 16, 2007

rotflmaocmeodmmosmpc 

pronounced "Rofl-mayo-simeo-dimmo-simpiss"

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off crying my eyes out drooling my mouth off splitting my pants crotch.

Most often used online, since saying that in conversation would just be absurd.

"omg i was just rotflmaocmeodmmosmpc srsly. not keeding"

rotflmaocmeodmmosmpc by rofohot March 5, 2009

roflao 

rolling on floor laughing ass off

Bob: (tells conclusion of hilarious joke)
Me: roflao

roflao by IllyriaIllyar March 19, 2009

roflmbowwtepathuothsicla 

rolling on floor laughing my butt off while watching television, eating popcorn, and then hitting you on the head so i can laugh again; used in IMing

bob: dude my sis just punched a dog in the face
heather: roflmbowwtepathuothsicla

roflmbowwtepathuothsicla by flyn August 10, 2009