rhode island

Rhode Island is a place where the most popular sport is politics because everyone's in it - even the Mafia!

Virtually every member of the Rhode Island General Assembly is a member of the Democratic Party. The only exemption is Governors, which as of late have been all GOP.

by DanCBJMS April 28, 2007

the rodeo

When a chick is riding a guy and then the guy grabs onto her hips and says, "I have AIDS." He then procedes to hold onto her for as long as he can.

"Uhn Uhn Uhn oh yeah baby do me hard...."
"I HAVE AIDS"
"AHHH LET GO YOU BASTARD AHHHHH"

by J-No May 4, 2003

fucking goat rodeo

A total mess, a chaotic or frustrating situation, often involving a large number of people attempting the same task. A "cluster fuck." Fucking Goat Rodeo can be used as an alternative to "cluster fuck" and similar terms.

"In that meeting today, everyone was talking over each other, nobody was prepared. It was a fucking goat rodeo."
"He has the whole sales team on that one account. I have a feeling this is gonna be a fucking goat rodeo."
"I'm still stuck in traffic, this is a fucking goat rodeo, i gotta get outta here."

by Dan DeMichele June 11, 2006

Rodeo Style

Having sex doggie style while cupping the womans breasts in your hands and whispering in her ear: "These feel just like your sister's." It is considered a successful event if you can stay on for 8 seconds.

I was doing her rodeo style but couldn't make the buzzer.

by saread January 31, 2009

the rodeo

This set up requires four people, two in the closet and two having sex. When you are comfortable with your girlfriend you ask her if she would be willing to try anal sex. If she agrees, you just barely slip it in when your two buddies come jumping out of the closet with a stop watch and a video camera. If you can hold on for 8 seconds, you win.

Last night I performed the rodeo on my girlfriend, this morning she dumped me.

by pootnah January 12, 2006

Rodeo, New Mexico

A small "back woods" town, if you can say backwoods since all thats there is desert and rundown railroad tracks. Rodeo houses such a small population of people it should be called a village. Only two of the roads are paved and the rest are dirt that are very bad for any vehical to drive on. Most of the "town" is accually owned by two men, and the 3 stores it has overprices everything they buy from the Wal*Mart in the next town, about an hour away. The gas station overcharges it's gas, if it has it in stock, and the local tavern has rules that dont allow you to drink more then one beer an hour. They dont believe in delivering mail so they have the local Post Office forcing everyone to pay for a P.O. Box if they want to recieve mail. If you should never have to see this place, you should consider yourself lucky. The flip side is that its like a black hole, once you get stuck in its ignorant wake, your lost for all time doing manual labor for less then the illegals that walk freely arcross the border on a daily basis.

"The only good thing about Rodeo, New Mexico was seeing it getting smaller in my rearview mirror."

by Static-Guru September 26, 2009

Rodeo, New Mexico

A small "back woods" town, if you can say backwoods since all that’s there is desert and rundown railroad tracks. Rodeo houses such a small population of people it should be called a village. Of all the roads there, only two of them are paved and the rest are dirt which are very bad for any vehicle to drive on. Most of the "town" is actually owned by two men, and the 3 stores it has overprices everything they buy from the Wal*Mart in the next town, about an hour away. The gas station overcharges it's gas, if it has it in stock, and the local tavern has rules that don’t allow you to drink more then one beer an hour. They don’t believe in delivering mail so they have the local Post Office forcing everyone to pay for a P.O. Box if they want to receive mail. If you should never have to see this place, you should consider yourself lucky. The flip side is that its like a black hole, once you get stuck in its ignorant wake, your lost for all time doing manual labor for less then the illegal’s that walk freely across the border on a daily basis.

"The only good thing about Rodeo, New Mexico was seeing it getting smaller in my rearview mirror."

by Staic-Guru September 27, 2009