Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.

“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”

by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025

Reesing

Messing with Reese

I’m sorry I was just reesing.

by Katatom August 19, 2025

Resting Brooke Face

A deapan expression, usually exhibited by females who are plotting murder.

She glared at me with her resting Brooke face, and I knew I was a dead man.

by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 19, 2025

Resting Brooke Face

A deapan expression, usually exhibited by females who are plotting murder.

She glared at me with her resting Brooke face, and I knew I was a dead man.

by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 19, 2025

Resting Brooke Face

A deapan expression, usually exhibited by females who are plotting murder.

She glared at me with her resting Brooke face, and I knew I was a dead man.

by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 19, 2025

Resting Charlatan Face

Mike "Tiny" Johnson's permanent expression

Appearing on CPAN, Preacher of the House Mike "Tiny" Johnson got his ass chewed out (not in a good way) by furious, conservative callers, who dragged him for filth over keeping the House out-of-session and blocking the Epstein discharge petition. one after the other, angry people told Mike he's a fucking idiot and my dude just sat there with Resting Charlatan Face like he was staring at a Burger King drive-up menu written in French.

by Uncle Joosie October 10, 2025

Resting creeper face

Resting creeper face or RCF for short is when you or unfortunately unphotogenic and every picture that you appear in the background of you look like you are either totally oblivious or creeping or photo bombing

Congressman Shri Thenadar suffers from resting creeper face! there’s this one picture with him in the background looking creepily over Joe Biden

by Enderlee December 7, 2025