reet

reet is internet-slang for "retard"

Somebody extremely stupid, or dumb.

This dude is a fucking reet

by jeffster2000 May 12, 2018

referenced from Sue Johanson

One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)

Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson

by jss26 June 2, 2008

Reet

U.S. military term, more specifically in the Air Force, used to describe someone who knows nothing outside the military. They live on their knees with the dicks and jizz of leadership in their mouth. They live and die by regulations. Don’t ever get caught with hands in your pocket or a string hanging off your uniform with a Reet nearby.

SSgt Dickhole is a god damn Reet

Look at those reets correcting uniform discrepancies. Nothing gets me more fired up bud!

by Reet God January 23, 2018

Reet

Short for retard

Yo shut up, you're such a reet.

by RubberBandLegs November 20, 2018

Reet

Reet is a word or exclamation commonly used when surprised or shocked but can be used in pain aswell. Normally used in a bad situation.

Me:(drop kicked in balls) REET,or,REEEEEEEEEET

by Your nans wifes sisters dog January 22, 2019

REET

A word used to express RAGE

Jeff "your fat"
Joe "REET"

by lebron apples February 28, 2019

Reet

A person who walks around in class a lot. Lots of people are upset when reet Walks through the door.
Reet can also be funny and annoying.

Girl: Hey who's that she is annoying
Boy: Oh that's Reet She is REALLY annoying
Girl: yeah she is

by Taco_pug January 17, 2020