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rectum splasher

the act of crappin water out ur asshole after eatin 20 lbs of asparagus and a steady diet of ms wenz fat hairy jew beaver
wow alex macgregor is a rectum splasher , he ate out ms wenz 5 times today and look at the puddle in his pants
by ass wetter August 10, 2003
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recumbent

an alternate phrase used by the mostest..eloquent of ebonically speaking peoples....as an alternative to ..yo yo dog..i be chillin...
i.e. yo yo dog i be all recumbent n shyt..
by florence bearrunner August 16, 2007
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rectum revenge

A type of hot sauce that leaves you with a battle scar.
Man i should've never put that rectum revenge shit on my wings.
by amk August 11, 2006
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Recumbetard

1. A person who rides a recumbent bicycle when they are fully capable of riding a normal bicycle.

2. A Recumbent bicycle rider who never says "on your left" and risks your life with their reckless pseudo-biking.
I nearly crashed my bike yesterday when a couple of recumbetards almost ran me off the bike path!
by Zcartman October 23, 2008
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rectum

Wrecked 'em. Wrecked 'um. Wrecked them. Fucked it up.
Word of the day rectum in the proper context: Millions of americans had healthcare plans that they liked and wanted to keep until Obamacare rectum.
by sizzlechest November 25, 2013
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smelly rectum syndrome

after marturbating via alaskan pipeline and developing fungal coloring & smell in the rectum region during maximum orgasm
Dude...me and Katie were doing anal last night but we are so done now that i know she has smelly rectum syndrome!
by mur-e-yah November 11, 2011
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rectum wrecker

A term used to confuse the simple minded.
Dolt: haha dude your such a loser, why does anyone talk to you?
Me: fuck off rectum wrecker
Dolt: huh?
by T.O.K. September 24, 2008
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