hard to read

'Someone who is very confusing, not sure of what they feel or want anymore.' 'This person can change there mind about something or someone within a short amount of time.'

Janel is very hard to read when she is on her period.

by gingersnaps November 11, 2007

Stoner science(best read when stoned)

the bullshit formulas, procedures and reasons stoners used to explain certain phenomenon and develop theories based on said phenomenon. what causes stoners to explain why things happen with bullshit reasoning that sounds scientific. semi-related to stoner logic. The person who experienced these thoughts while high inferred them to be a type of reasoning ,generally used with pointless topics while stoned, thus it was named Stoner Science. Not everyone can use stoner science. Aperson needs the right mindset. A scientific/philosophical mindset generally. Others may work.

Actual example of Stoner Science from actual stoned person: The reason why sugary drinks helps wash away cottonmouth: Elements possibly have microbiological properties. THC is very weak microbiologically and therefore most liquids can get rid of the cottonmouth possibly caused by THC particles that collect around the inside of your mouth after smoking marijuana. Microbiologically, most liquids are stronger than THC and work like white blood cells to eradicate viruses. They go into your mouth and the erosion of the slick layer of THC that is cottonmouth is caused by the microorganisms of the liquid killing the THC microorganisms. Sugar is microbiologically stronger than liquid because of the fact that it is made of tiny crystals. The sugar microorganisms roll across your mouth and tear through the THC killing its microorganisms. THC that didn't die will gather back together and reform the layer in your mouth, but the layer will be thinner. This is why after the first drink your cottonmouth is not as bad. Other examples incude: Why dirt covers the scent of a lot of things and why freash air brings down a high.(Typed by the person who experienced these thoughts while high. If you did not understand it you were either sober or high but you do not have the correct mindset.) stoner science(best read when stoned)

by Zerohazrd October 12, 2010

old enough to read, old enough to bleed

this simply states that if a girl is old enough to read then she is old enough to bleed or have her cherry pooped or sex it up.

Tim: man I can't believe you banged that 6 year old.

Mark: man you know what I say "old enough to read, old enough to bleed"

by big tate July 13, 2006

I can read a map

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.

"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."

by chaOS January 22, 2014

if this is put on a mug all who read it bigga gay

This isn't a definition.

just... if someone buys it, they're gay.

peepo 1: *puts if this is put on a mug all who read it bigga gay on a mug*
peepo 2: now everyone who looks at that is gay. good job, retard.

by SZ ran out of chips November 8, 2018

you don't have to be hungry to read the menu

A fitting term when you're checking someone out but you won't go for them.

Angelina: Look at Dan checking that dude out!
Tucker: I know right? Dan is like, ten years older than him.
Taylor: Who says Dan's going to make a move? You don't have to be hungry to read the menu..

by tayrocker November 4, 2009

left me on read

when you text a person and they have seen the message but NOT REPLAY!!!

Jullie just left me on read . What the hell is wrong with her?????

by stargirl155 January 26, 2019