by UnderRough September 24, 2019

Ralph is a guy who will know all kinds of information about you before he even meets you. Wonder how?
Ralph is very dedicated to his wife/ex wife even though he dates around frequently.
No consequences ever seem to befall Ralph no matter how he treats others.
Ralph is very dedicated to his wife/ex wife even though he dates around frequently.
No consequences ever seem to befall Ralph no matter how he treats others.
by Narchunter1 September 9, 2024

A not so attractive person. He will know a lot of personal info about you before you meet him. Which is weird. Maybe his girlfriend Ed gave him the information, or his side dude Vanessa. Ed lived at home rent free until the age of 48 or so, he's really had it rough.
Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.
Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.
Ralph is evil.
by Narchunter1 February 9, 2025

You’re so lucky to have a friend called Ralph, Ralphs are the best but only when they’re your friend and nothing more. Don’t fall in love with a Ralph cause they have an attitude to make you the happiest and get your hopes to the highest then crush them the next day like nothing happened between you two.
Girl 1: “ I think I love him, his name is Ralph “
Girl 2: “ Well.. You’re f*cked up, leave him before he leaves you “
Girl 2: “ Well.. You’re f*cked up, leave him before he leaves you “
by pandorasboxboxbox November 23, 2021

Has the best personality in the world and also has the biggest heart in the world. He only loves one and one only in his life and will do anything to keep her in his hands. He will do anything to make her smile just because it is what fills him. He has a huge fucking cock.
by Nick er November 23, 2021

Totally innocent young person: Let's go to Ralph Sadleir Middle School!
Same person, 5 minutes later: This school is extraordinarily mediocre and has a large array of dislikeable staff members.
Same person, 5 minutes later: This school is extraordinarily mediocre and has a large array of dislikeable staff members.
by NumberTwoWithExtraCheese April 23, 2019

Ralph has the biggest penis in the world he is so hot and he can get any fucking girl in the world he also can straight up fuck anyone he wants so be carful! ralph can be dangerous to be around
by Catgirl153 November 23, 2021
