1. A person who’s an absolute disaster wrapped in cheap cologne and bad decisions — irresistibly chaotic, like a glittery dumpster fire you know you shouldn’t look at but can’t turn away from.
2. Someone whose life is such a mess that even raccoons would hesitate to rummage through it, yet they still manage to lure others in with a toxic mix of charm, drama, and emotional instability.
2. Someone whose life is such a mess that even raccoons would hesitate to rummage through it, yet they still manage to lure others in with a toxic mix of charm, drama, and emotional instability.
Example:
“Girl, don’t fall for him again — he’s a total raccoon trap. That’s not love, that’s a feral situation
“Girl, don’t fall for him again — he’s a total raccoon trap. That’s not love, that’s a feral situation
by LoverOfSTrangeBallons August 6, 2025
Get the Raccoon Trapmug. Guy 1: Man, you see that hobo cougar on the other side of the bar?
Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon
Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon
by Red pill steve November 28, 2021
Get the Raccoonmug. Where you beat your balls on your girlfriend throw her in the mud and ejaculate all over her face while she's covered in mud.
Jimmy was playing fortnite and his girlfriend was bothering him so he gave her a Russian raccoon to shut her up.
by Ghost and pringles December 2, 2018
Get the Russian raccoonmug. the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.
Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.
by MadiJane December 19, 2021
Get the raccoon jumpmug. When you shove a racoon in your friends ass so they can no longer shit and then wait 3-4 days and during sex you pull the raccoon out so a fountain of shit spews everywhere.
by Zoodonym May 19, 2019
Get the Arabian Raccoon Pullmug. A girl who seems to always end up going for guys who are trash. Starts with naive optimism, always ends with tears.
Damn I heard Jessica got played again.
Yeah, this time it was some guy called Brad, that raccoon really likes her trash.
Yeah, this time it was some guy called Brad, that raccoon really likes her trash.
by Sooooj23 December 17, 2021
Get the Raccoonmug. Used in gaming to describe a person obsessed with loot & shoot games and the general pursuit of gathering a worthy mass of loot and bounty to either gear up their character or just hoard cool things.
by Timethor March 10, 2019
Get the loot raccoonmug.