Rum

Our overlord. He is eternal. We shall follow him into the light and watch the world burn beneath our feet, but we will stay living under the rule of our King.

"Rum is our King."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes, but only on Sundays because that's when we feed him."
"What?"
"Yeah, he only likes pine seeds and blackberries."
"What is he, a bird or something?"
"Yes."
"I-"

by Quartings August 18, 2019

rum tuck

a term used by alcohlics $ rum lovers who like to hide their rum in a secret spot so it doesn’t get lost

let me just do a rum tuck here and we are good

by 1Shot Duke May 26, 2025

Rum Runner

A rum runner is a type of flask used to sneak alcohol into a social place that prohibits bringing any. For example many people flasks like this to sneak alcohol onto cruise ships but can be used anywhere.

Craig: Dude I lost forgot my wallet I can't buy any drink.
Josh: don't worry I got my rum runner

by Kazotsky March 14, 2018

Rumming on empty

Strong cocktail 2oz pineapple rum, 2oz coconut rum, 1oz vanilla vodka, 1oz blue curaçao, splash of orange juice.

That new drink rumming on empty knocked me out.

by Rhody401 January 26, 2022

Rum eye

When a person consumes to much rum one eye isn’t open as much as the other

Buddy’s eyes are fucked. He must have rum eyes

by Willioooo November 21, 2019

Rum

'It is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.' Usually gone on account of Mrs Elizabeth Swan, either for the likes of bonfire or to amuse an audience.

'Why is the rum gone?'
'But why is the rum gone?

by Luke1090809 June 28, 2022

rum

A drink that you drink if your alone at you party, you fucking loser

Me: damn, thats som gud rum Nobody: ....

by OKOKOKOKOKOKOKKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO April 30, 2019