Reed

The most sexiest boy ever. The dopest motherfucker. When you see a him butt naked in your kitchen makin bacon thats a REAL man. When hes in the shower wearing your girlfriends robe thats a a true reed. When you see him eating yout girlfrieds baby daddy brothers ex girlfriend’s ass thats Reed. If he has a husky slightly cracking voice constantly making you uncertain about your sexuality (male or female) thats reed.

“Check that old man with his dick in a box”
“Oh thats just reed”

by DATBoiWithHisDickInABox December 9, 2018

Douglas Reed

A badass with a handlebar mustache and undeniable aura

You need someone to re-arrange your guts? Call Douglas Reed. I’ve only heard good things.

by veggiebowl04 July 18, 2025

Reed's Law

The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer.

"The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer." - Person A
"I call this reed's law" - Person B
"That person just got reed's law'd lol" - Person C

by CallMeKor December 27, 2021

reed in a seed

Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat

Invite from reed in a seed

by Professor not November 17, 2018

Reed

Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.

Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed!
Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!

by Mailliman June 19, 2022

Reed Brown

stupid fucking retarted piece of shit

Reed Brown is stupid as heelll

by oidsjfwuqgh4vq2gv September 28, 2021

reed in a seed

Reed in a seed is the fattest person ive ever seen he has so many flab’s that he lives in America but his belly button reaches Asia

His flab’s Are taller than the burj kalifa and he weighs more than the statue of liberty

Invite from reed in a seed

by Professor not November 17, 2018