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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025
Get the 《¤》Prowess《¤》proWess《¤》prowesS《¤》 mug.faux deep, excessive and pretentious writing made by run-on sentences and googling synonyms. written by or has the aura of pseudophilosopher tumblr users that think they are the next shakespeare because they were in honors english.
person 1: "why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. what Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave"
person two: tumblr prose is a sick and twisted disease bro what are you talking about
person two: tumblr prose is a sick and twisted disease bro what are you talking about
by bawlsauce March 20, 2025
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A type of speaking/writing, usually the latter, that over-writes sentences, and makes it incredibly apparent that the speaker only listened in their Literature class when a "Deep" quote came up.
A: "For the way I destroy is violent, I cannot be bound in a way that would matter."
B: "What? What the fuck are you talking about?"
C: "B, that's that 'Tumblr Prose' stuff, they think they sound smart."
B: "What? What the fuck are you talking about?"
C: "B, that's that 'Tumblr Prose' stuff, they think they sound smart."
by bruhmomentiv July 31, 2025
Get the Tumblr Prose mug.Miles Prower, known mainly by his alias ‘Tails’ is a character in the Sonic series, he is an amber (orange, yellow? Brown? I don’t even know anymore) fox with two tails which he uses to fly! Hence his nickname, Tails, he is Sonic’s best friend and sidekick, but he’s far more than just a sidekick!
Tails is incredibly smart for an eight year old, being able to fly a plane, the tornado, for example.
He’s a very cute, talented kid, and people who dislike him do not exist.
Tails is incredibly smart for an eight year old, being able to fly a plane, the tornado, for example.
He’s a very cute, talented kid, and people who dislike him do not exist.
‘Hey dude, did you know Tails’ full name is Miles ‘Tails’ Prower?’
‘I did! He’s such a cool little fox!’
‘I did! He’s such a cool little fox!’
by Minchie June 2, 2022
Get the Miles ‘Tails’ Prower mug.by Miles.x_ June 25, 2022
Get the Miles.tails.prower_ mug.An adorable young fox cub who's Sonic's sidekick and best friend. He's a lot like Sonic. Tails is smart, intelligent, charming, kind, sweet, pure-hearted, and innocent.
Bully: You like Tails from Sonic? You have a crush on a literal newborn baby!
Me: You're just jealous because you'll never be as nice as Miles Tails Prower.
Me: You're just jealous because you'll never be as nice as Miles Tails Prower.
by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024
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John “ damn she’s fit”
Jack “ she’s like 16”
John “ No no no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait, I mispoke nah I didn’t mean to I didn’t know”
John” it was Misguided sexual prowess, pleaseeeeee”
Jack “ she’s like 16”
John “ No no no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait, I mispoke nah I didn’t mean to I didn’t know”
John” it was Misguided sexual prowess, pleaseeeeee”
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