Professional Yapper

Someone that constantly yaps about things that don't matter or someone that doesn't shut the hell up.

Girl: "Yap yap yap yap yap"
Boy: "Bro can you shut up, you're a professional yapper."

by Sir Gyatsalot October 30, 2023

starbucks professional

Grifter/hustler who "offices" at a Starbucks posing as a business person complete with business cards displaying their first and middle names only with a job title (i.e. Estimator, etc.) and a cell number.
Favored expressions: "I can get back with you on that.", "I know I can save you money.", "Here's my card.", "Do you have a card?".

Turns out he was just another starbucks professional hustling or conning suckers in his "office".

by OkieObserver September 28, 2014

Phallus Professor

One whose fascination with the male reproductive organ never ceases.

They constantly create inaccurate diagrams of the body part, usually in their mates workbook for a teacher to find. Anyone who knows someone of this profession should seek mental help for them immediately.

"Trent drew a dick in my workbook the other day". "dude, then he's a phallus professor and there's no saving him".

by we should kill teh bronies September 16, 2015

dental professional

Super hot chicks at a dental office. They work on your teeth and usually respond to names like Cheryl, Cinda, Shelbey, or Kylee.

I have an appointment with my dental professional today. I can't wait.

by John's Smith's February 28, 2017

Famous Professor Syndrome

When a lecturer in a college or university is either so famous or such a genius that he or she has lost the ability to connect with students. This makes their teaching style extremely confusing and careless and they may not even make it to every lesson.

"What do you think its like to take an acting class from James Franco?"

"Its probably all taught by TA's with occasional cameos by Franco. Its typical Famous Professor Syndrome"

by Argentarius June 27, 2017

couch professor

Someone who comments on the internet or social media posts from the couch. Typically commenting on topics they have no formal education or experience in the topic's field. Look on Facebook for post with over 50 comments for best examples of couch professors.

This 15 year old couch professor is telling how i should set up my race car.

Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.

by Ping207 August 9, 2017

Moderate professional

A moderate professional is someone that is moderately professional at something. Meaning professional but not as good. Especially if you are playing GTAV golf

Person 1: are you a moderate professional?
Ben: yes, yes I am

by BraxtonM06 October 1, 2021