no probalo

In Spanish, would actually mean: "do not try it"
"No problemo" means "no problem"

Used in a spoof TV advertisement "Senor Cardgage Mortgage"

Call Senor Cardgage Mortgage for all your car loan needs, No probalo !!

by GoodOldBob July 8, 2022

Pussy Probation

when your girlfriend bans you from initiating or asking for sex

nah you didnt do the dishes youre now on pussy probation

by queenbbbbbxxx October 11, 2022

Your probably a discord mod

This word is used as an insult against fat peoples who mostly stay at the computer, but never goes outside.

Used for fat people, sometimes too.
And last, for people who tries to date people from 13 and above, while some discord mod can be 20 too, they're mostly 30 - 40.
You can also use "your probably a predator" too.

Random Discord mod lol: Hey kitten 😍
Random girl with an anime girl pfp: Hi..?
Random Discord mod lol: Wanna voice chat my lovely kitten? 😏
Random girl with an anime girl pfp: fuck no your probably a discord mod

by Reddikles August 9, 2023

Flammability Probability

The likeliness of you or someone you know being set on fire for being aggravating, stupid or being simply annoying.

Your flammability probability is going to rise by 30% if you keep plucking my nerves

by graham'scracker March 31, 2024

Filthy Probate

Noun: A person who Is obsessed with youtuber FlazeFire.

Look at him, He's such a Filthy Probate

by Not_Flaze March 16, 2025

Spacetime-Probability

The unified continuum where location, duration, and likelihood are all the same thing. In this framework, an event isn't something that happens at a specific place and time; it's something that flickers in and out of existence based on a cosmic probability score. Your keys aren't somewhere in the house; they exist everywhere in the house simultaneously, but with a 90% probability density in the last pocket you'll check. It explains why lost items are never truly lost, just existing in a state of low observational probability.

Example: "According to the principles of spacetime-probability, my car keys aren't lost. They're just currently occupying a region of the spacetime continuum where my perception of them is unlikely. In other words, they're in my hand, but I'm just not looking at my hand yet."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026

Spacetime-Probability Fabric

The invisible, interconnected mesh of all possible events across all time, stretched thin by massive improbabilities and puckered by statistical certainties. It's the cosmic tapestry upon which our reality is just one thread among billions. When something "unlikely" happens, it's not magic; it's just that the fabric has a wrinkle in it. A "long shot" is a journey across a particularly weak, frayed section of this fabric, while a "sure thing" is a path along a tightly-woven, reinforced strand.

Example: "Winning the lottery and then getting struck by lightning on the same day would put such an enormous tear in the spacetime-probability fabric that the universe would probably just reboot."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026