procrastinationbation

masturbation that is used as an excuse to procrastinate doing something

Guy1: Dude, I didn't get around to my history paper last night... i had a bad case of procrastinationbation. I couldn't get off the porn!
Guy2: SMH.

by 2kewl4psuedonyms September 24, 2011

Procrastination

Similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize you just fucked yourself.

"Procrastination feels sooooo good, too bad I'm going to fail finals now."

by Supr€m€ March 27, 2016

ProcrastiNation

Location Status Update for the place where you are when should be doing something else.

Foursquare check-in format: @ ProcrastiNation ! Surfing the Internet when I should be doing my taxes.

by MLx February 6, 2010

Precrastination

Delaying having to procrastinate as much as possible.

Person A: Stop all this precrastination
Person B: I've got plenty of time; I'll get around to procrastinating later.

by coconutpourer September 27, 2011

Procrastination

A long word for “not now.”

Procrastination is recommended if you are looking for a God (or great) instead of a good idea.

by MathPlus November 29, 2020

Procrastination

Ehh... I'll tell you the definition later...

Hmm... "Procrastination-" Nah, never mind, I'll give you an example later...

by puh-sood-oh-nim January 25, 2011

Progastination

Finding any reason to avoid the filling station, until fuel tank is absolutely on "E." Usually causing the progastinator to be outdoors at a self-serve station in the most deplorable of weather conditions.

I blew off getting gas in my car because the station was (busy, it was too dark, it was too early, my car was too warm, I was running late or insert other reason here.) Now I'm on "E," it's raining sideways AND I'm late. Progastination wins again.

by rmsalem65 May 9, 2011