Mushroom Picker

A person, typically female, who is either highly-accepting or a fan of males with exceedingly small (e.g. with the appearance of a mushroom) genitals.

My pal Forest is poorly endowed, so we got to find him a serious mushroom picker to take care of him.

by spinelesss October 2, 2021

Strawberry picker

a person of hespanic descent in southern california. Because the only people who pick strawberries are latino

Damnit that strawbery picker gave me cold french fries

by blasian September 11, 2005

tea picker

Derogatory term for a Sri Lankan.

Arjuna Ranatunga is a tea picker. In fact, Arjuna Ranatunga is a fat tea picking cheating cunt.

by 26_felix_st May 2, 2006

picker upper

a girl that you can pick up and fuck, really hard

- "dude, did you see the tits on that girl?"
- "yeah dude, shes a picker upper"

by churpchurp April 17, 2009

Fruit Picker

A homosexual man, usually very flamboyant in appearance and demeanor

I was at this club the other night and a damn fruit picker was tryin to push up on me. I was all like, "What do I look like a fucking Beef Tree???"

by Smash Brown May 13, 2005

Cherry Picker

those things that lift u up to do shit on high things

That man used a cherry picker to work on the electricity pole.

by Cherry Pickers Anonymous October 19, 2011

rag picker

to intentionally or knowingly buy and/or wear tattered or "raggity" apparel

Don't bring your rag picker of a girlfriend to thanksgiving either!

by WillieNeuk November 14, 2016