go to the pond

An equivalent to going to touch grass but for the silliest of Billy’s or gooses

THAT’S IT, go to the pond, you silly goose.

by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023

To get muddy in the pond

Describes a situation during a conversation between a person from the UK and the US where a word or phrase is misunderstood or not understood.

To get muddy in the pond:

I asked him if he fancied a cuppa and he looked at me like I was mad. The question got muddy in the pond.

by Wavles March 3, 2020

Turner Pond

When you cum in a woman's belly button and let the semen stay pooled up in it.

I had to pull out quick couldn't make it to her chest so I gave her the ol Turner Pond.

by LEgeNdxx12 June 8, 2020

pond sausage

When you take a dump in your pond during a barbecue because it’s closer than the toilet. Or when you get ash on your Sausage during a barbecue so you give it a rinse in your pond.

Dude you totally just pond sausaged

by Brett matthewson September 19, 2020

Chocolate pond

Ian’s butthole

Stick your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond

by babyyodadabadabada October 9, 2020

Chocolate pond

The butthole

Put your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond

by babyyodadabadabada October 10, 2020

frog in the pond

The act of throwing an Allen's red frog into a saucepan full of beer

"oi mate, toss a frog in the pond"

by Owll October 16, 2020