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Jorkle Pond

A man-made body of jorkle juice filled by men with a dream to jork until they bruh.
The men gathered around the jorkle pond to help support the community.
by cockthrob May 23, 2024
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big fish small pond

A game monetization strategy for encouraging player spending by splitting the player base into smaller isolated groups (often servers) that cannot interact with each other within the game, especially in the context of pay-to-win and gacha. Whales will find it easier to top leader boards due to the smaller amount of competition, and non-whales who are surprised to find themselves on the leader boards will feel pressure to spend money to keep their position. Additionally, if casual players begin to lose interest and depopulate servers, low-population servers can be merged (usually without notifying players) to prevent whales from realizing that they are spending money on a dying game.
"Of course I bought the top tier battle pass! I've been in the Top 200 for PvP in this mobile game since it launched!" "Big fish small pond, eh?"
by ukn!und9rep8aph6ABE April 6, 2024
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pond penguin

"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"
by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014
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drawer in a pond

“Man she’s a real drawer in a pond.”
by anonymous April 12, 2021
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Pond Hockey

Pond Hockey is a cocktail that is Pink Whitney Vodka and Club Soda with a lime.
You have Pink Whitney, can you make me a pond hockey?
by Adumbkid December 8, 2024
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Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"
by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022
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Pond Shrimp

Dude, I sprayed my pond shrimp all over her face last night
by demon_peaches September 21, 2018
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