clean your plow

an old expression like- "clean your clock"
to threaten bodily harm

You better pay them two bits you owe me or I'm gonna clean your plow!

by Neb Duffer March 15, 2011

Frosty Bowel Plow

When you take a female's poop turd and proceed to urianate on it. Then place it in the freezer overnight for a deep freeze. Upon waking the next day you remove the poo from the freezer and fuck the girl in the ass with the newly formed dildo. Time is of the essence as the poo will thaw and become maleable.

So I pooped last night and Jimmy gave me a Frosty Bowel Plow. I came twice!!

by thebowelripper November 21, 2010

plowing new ground

to have sex with a virgin. It's a comparison of a virgin to soil which has never been plowed before.

John plowed new ground on his wedding night.

by fizzle April 1, 2004

Ramapo Plow Job

To finish on a girl's face, then proceed to lick half of your cum off of her, while leaving the other half there to dry up.

Me: Did you give that girl you brought back from the village last night a Ramapo Plow Job?

Greg: Hell yeah. I RPJed all over that bitch.

by TheRoadRunner February 28, 2014

kansas plow

Defecating and masturbating at the same time.

"Dude, I was watching Skinemax on the toilet last night and got horny while taking a dump. My girl wasn't around to take of me, so I just pulled a Kansas plow right there!"

by Goldenboy January 2, 2008

Syracuse Snow Plow

When a girl is giving you a BeeJay and then you bust up her nose and she gets a sinus infection and she sounds like a snow plow for like, a week.

Bro #1: Yo bro, what did you do to that sorority hoe. She sounds bad.

Bro #2: I gave that bitch a straight Syracuse Snow Plow, son. *Bro's hug.*

by Billy Fucillo November 3, 2008

Plow the Back Forty

A very old way of saying "have sex", "tap", or "fuck", rarely in use today.

After he donated blood, the nurse told the man not to plow the back forty for 72 hours.

by Tom from April 10, 2008