Plank-dangler

A Christian. Follower of Christianity ie; dangling off a plank when being crucified.

My Colleague is a Plank-dangler. She is always quoting from the Bible.

by Foxfield May 04, 2009

Skank Plank

An elevated platform or object used as a dancing platform, commonly used by inebriated girls dancing to loud music at a bar or night club.

Harold and Kumar were elated at the sight of girls on the skank plank at the Korean party.

by da262 January 03, 2012

Plank you

When you are in such a hurry for someone to give you something that you don't have time to say please and thank you so you say plank you.

Wife: OMG, Desperate Housewives is starting in 2 minutes! Give me the remote!
Husband hands it to her.
Wife: Plank you.

by Summer A.J. August 09, 2008

plank wank

a tern used to describe a litte ass-hole of a person ehos desided to waste his life pushing a bit oif wood round on wheels

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

plank 'n blow

The action of planking whilst the underlying partner gives oral pleasure underneath said plank

Hey Rod how was your night? Pretty good man, got the plank 'n blow and now my abs are sore!

by PlankinLife December 31, 2016

Hide and Go Plank

A game similar to hide and go seek, where instead of simply hiding like a scrub, you plank until you are found. Can also be done with owling or batmanning.

A: "Bro, wanna go play some manhunt?"

B: "Nah brah. Manhunt is for pussies. Let's do some Hide and Go Plank."

by original-plankster September 30, 2011

Jerk Plank

The original Jerk Plank ™ is made from authentic Jamaican pimento wood -( Jamaican allspice wood). It's quick, easy and an excellent way to make jerk on-the-go. Jerk planks can be used on gas, electric, charcoal grills and even your home oven. Mmmn Yummy!
Try jerk planks with chicken, fish, shrimp or pork

Hey mon, what'cha grillin' on dat jerk plank? Me grilling jerk chicken, mon. Irie!

by jerkmaster May 22, 2008