Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
Get the Crack Piper mug.A term used to describe a United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) operation in which anonymous leaks to news sources and message boards are used with partially true information or information that is already public knowledge. The design of these operations is intended to neutralized resistances within populations with the promises that secret "heroes" unknown to them are fighting on their behalf behind the scenes and that the people's perceived enemies are just "one step away" from being exposed and dealt with.
"Q Anon? Nah man. Only stupid boomers believe in that crap. From what I hear it's just another pied piper op."
by Aliel The Heretic October 15, 2020
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person 1: "o my god! that boo piper dude just got 23 million in SFL!"
person 2: "yeah, he better thank God that he's a Ryan"
person 2: "yeah, he better thank God that he's a Ryan"
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by BarbieToes December 15, 2021
Get the Piper mug.Another name for a pack of matches. Pipers ( used in the "crackhead" context ) may strike a match to light up their crack rock.
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