Someone who doesn’t work, doesn’t struggle, but somehow drives a brand new car and watches every im a celebrity get me out of here episodes on T.V.
Treats sitting down as an endurance sport and socialising as their main daily achievement.
Often spotted perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing while claiming chronic exhaustion from a day consisting of naps, scrolling tik tok videos, and a heroic trip to Tesco for some ciders and pizza in theyre brand new disability car.
Main social activity is visiting other PIP pimps to compare sofas, meds, and excuses.
Talks about “how they miss working" all while smoking a big fat reefer and siping on a can of super tennants!
Doesnt know what an alarm clock is anymore?
The last time they worked was when they had to fill out a PIP form!
Qualifying for stupid syndrome illnesses like (CSFS)
Chronic Sofa Fatigue Syndrome and
GED generalised effort disorder
Has more medical acronyms than qualifications
Knows benefit rules better than the governments (DWP) department of working pensions
Treats sitting down as an endurance sport and socialising as their main daily achievement.
Often spotted perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing while claiming chronic exhaustion from a day consisting of naps, scrolling tik tok videos, and a heroic trip to Tesco for some ciders and pizza in theyre brand new disability car.
Main social activity is visiting other PIP pimps to compare sofas, meds, and excuses.
Talks about “how they miss working" all while smoking a big fat reefer and siping on a can of super tennants!
Doesnt know what an alarm clock is anymore?
The last time they worked was when they had to fill out a PIP form!
Qualifying for stupid syndrome illnesses like (CSFS)
Chronic Sofa Fatigue Syndrome and
GED generalised effort disorder
Has more medical acronyms than qualifications
Knows benefit rules better than the governments (DWP) department of working pensions
“Dave says he’s shattered today — he drove to three other PIP pimps, sat down six times, and survived a Costa Coffee all while eating luxury "jew shelf" foods. Absolute warrior.”
by Wildlife Brambler December 14, 2025
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Pip is irreplaceable. They are the type of person who will never stop growing and nothing will ever take away the stardust in their eyes.. They have a big heart which has lead them to Love harder than others, but also shed many tears. They are stubborn and hardheaded, but can and come back and apologize/admit to it later on. They are absolutely the silliest person you will ever meet and will make you laugh so hard you might as well order your coffin beforehand. They always have your back in the days its harder to wake up and you can trust them with your whole life- and above all they have a beauty to them that is much more than just their physical appearance (Which is already stunning as it is- give me butterflies hehe) But they absolutely radiate Like a star on their own.. a gorgeous ball of light that is pulling you in more and more until you cant help but be devoted to them.
thats my pip <3
by Aphora November 22, 2021
Get the Pip mug.Pip (name) is asmall boy who's very shy and has alot of girlfriends in his life. He finds it very hard to develop the confidence to ask someone out in person but nearly every time will be accepted, even if the person he has a crush on is taken. He also was always bullied when he was younger for weird reasons.
Girl: he's so hot but I heard he was extremely shy around girls and takes alot of time to develop the confidence to ask out girls like us. He has to be accepted by all of them though.
Other girl: he must be a Pip then.He's so sexy and was apparently bullied when he was younger. Which is so bad because I want to fuck him so hard and he can just punch my boyfriend in the face now. He's also really small and cute so he must have had alot of girlfriends
Girl: No he's mine.
Other girl: he must be a Pip then.He's so sexy and was apparently bullied when he was younger. Which is so bad because I want to fuck him so hard and he can just punch my boyfriend in the face now. He's also really small and cute so he must have had alot of girlfriends
Girl: No he's mine.
by BLOODY LEGEND 6969696969 December 16, 2019
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