Parking the Pink Cannondale

A childish cyclists' euphemism for having sex

"Oh yes, he said he would be out riding with us today, but he's got a new girlfriend- too busy Parking the Pink Cannondale.............."

or

"He Parked the Pink Cannondale at London Bridge, thus causing great offence and perturbation to passing tourists."

by Lysander Six May 5, 2009

In off the pink

When , during and particularly energetic bout of sexual intercourse, you withdraw the knob a little too far and when attempting to re-enter the otters pocket it is deflected into the chocolate speedway

Fiona threw her head back and howled like a banshee....'What the fuck was that...?' she screamed, 'Sorry love, must have gone 'in off the pink'..I suppose a blow is out of the question...?'.wank durch

by Rifleman59 May 19, 2010

clear your pings

Sort your shit out

You need to clear your pings bro

by moffy7 October 20, 2015

I’ve reached pink

When you face time a girls do she’s wearing underwear and a bra while her boy friend is right next to her.

Dude I’ve reached pink with the hottest girl in our school!

by Norplu September 19, 2020

pink taco

A restaurant in Scottsdale, AZ.

The mayor of Scottsdale objected to the name of the Pink Taco restaurant because of its reference to a woman's genitalia.

by Greg's Greg November 6, 2007

Pink Aura

The general feeling you get while interacting with a guy that makes it obvious he's a girl trapped in a man's body.

Jane felt Mark's pink aura not only from his purple tight pants but also his incessant banter about American Idol

by mong returns December 2, 2010

two in the pink, one in the stink

a cool way of saying shocker. When you put your index and middle finger in her pussy, and the pinky in her stink hole.

Hey man, i heard corey gave that bitch courtney two in the pink, one in the stink.

by Twist_of_F8 July 10, 2007