pholani

pholani is a very racist and short person. he enjoys using is time to make love to tables and chairs. he acts gay towards men with big bald heads. pholanis are most compatible with people named kyle.

pholani is not gay. he is just like that with his homies.

pholani broke his arm.

by anonymous April 5, 2024

pholani

pholani is very cool😎🆒hes so sexc and loves people with big froheads. HE eNJOYS makesing love to the tables and chairs and despecially his male bro. He loves his bros. Bro time😎 ok cool gagnam styile🤙🤙👌

Someone: "HEY PHOOOLANI!"
pholani: "hey bro i love you bro"
Kyle: HEy bro!

by gangalangbro April 5, 2024

Phoot

A short term combining photo and shoot into one meaning a photoshoot.

Me casually holding noodles as I pose for a phoot.

by onwa1kenobi July 2, 2024

Pholonthopied

A word to describe the action/feeling of falling down the stairs because of an iron deficiency, the iron deficiency causing persons not being able to see.

HEEEEEEEEELP! I'VE BEEN PHOLONOTHOPIED, CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!

I sure hope that Sarah doesn't get pholonthopied again.

I used to Pholonthopie, but now that I eat steak... I no longer pholonothie

by The Shenanigizer December 12, 2024

Phonline

(FAWN-line)
Someone who is using a mobile device on a mainly computer based platform or app, like Discord.

I would show Tom the video, but he can't since he's phonline.

by IndigoGuy12 January 7, 2025

Phoop

The sensation or the feeling that you have to poop, but all you have is gas and the feeling relieves after the gas pressure.

I felt like I had to poop so bad, but all I had was gas. So all I did was phoop

by Breaking wind January 18, 2025

pholpj

A dyslexic philosopher, high most of the time.

I am a modern day pholpj

by Dopt February 5, 2025